Hello my small lumps of Ewok feces,
High Sith lady @voodou is on a mission from the emperor to quell the rebellion, and she will do whatever it takes to lure innocent young padawans to The Real Darkside.
She'll have you know that, yes, this method is very effective, and your lack of faith is disturbing.
To be quite honest, I am starting to see her point. She certainly wouldn't have to force choke me to get a cup of tea.
Join me again tomorrow for more convincing arguments.
Mind-trickingly yours,
Eliza