Hello my neolithic monarchs,
I don't know who you think you are, but don't you think @hezza has just the kind of eyes that seem to say "I wanna do real bad things with you?" Well here she's picked a different song, The Blood Is Love, but I think that's close enough.
Seriously though, don't you feel distinctively glamoured? Yes Mistress, everything you say, Mistress!
Little known fact: some very talented folks can glamour you without even looking into your direction. Here's proof.
And with that I leave you to your new purpose in life and remain as ever your faithful chronicler.
Paralytically yours,
Eliza