Hello my anatomically correct butterfingers,
Do you like Blow Up dolls? Apparently, @erny does. I don't know exactly what she does with hers, but it can't be too gentle.
I never dress up this fancy for my sex toys. Maybe that's why they all leave me?
My readings indicate that Erny is about 700% hotter than the average blow up doll owner.
Join me again tomorrow for more highly scientific insights.
Inflationally yours,
Eliza