Hello my grayish chunks of pocket fluff that ran away to join the circus,
January 2006 is when I became a member here, and to celebrate, today we will have a double feature. That's right, not just one, but two amazing classic sets for the same low price. Come along, come along!
First, put your hands together for the beautiful, the stylish, the irresistible @james as La Trapezista:
And next, a huge applause for the world-famous, the incomparable, the mindblowingly sexy @nixon who, sensationally, is challenging our elegant beauty to a duel on the Trapeze.
Now, @james may not be presenting the most acrobatic performance you've ever seen, but I promise you that you won't be able to avert your eyes.
Amazing! What a doll! Such poise! But now it's @nixon's turn. What will our illustrious diva do to top this?
Oh my, she's really turning me upside down here. I think I need a long, cold shower.
And that's it again for today. Don't forget your cold showers and join me again tomorrow for more unbelievable sensations and wonders.
Overheatedly yours,
Eliza