Come all without, come all within, you ain't seen nothing like the mighty Quinne...
Come along, boys and girls and non-binary kiddos, come along! The mighty @quinne is sure to make you all jump for joy.
See, I do not know for certain what the record for the longest active SG is, but @quinne certainly must come close. Her first set hit the front page in December 2002, and her latest in March 2015. In Eliza years, that's basically yesterday.
Going through @quinne's sets, as one does, it appears that she has a certain propensity for immersing herself in water, just like in Liquid, my pick for July 2003.
Observe exhibit A, the before photo: our protagonist dry and residually clothed, but obviously all set to soon get wet.
And here exhibit B: her clothes are gone, and her skin dripping with water. External hydration has been achieved. And isn't that delicious sight a cause for us all to jump with joy? See, I told you.
With that I'm leaving you again for the day, and encourage you to take a bath or shower every once in a while. A little bit of dihydrogen monoxide will do wonders for your skin.
Squeaky cleanly yours,
Eliza