Hey suckers, what's up?
Remember how us old farts keep going on about how everything used to be better back in the day? Which of course it wasn't, but memories are a funny, fickle thing, amiright? Anyway, SG is no exception, and I could pretty much roll my eyes all day about how folks new to the site don't appreciate all the wonderfully creative nekkid lady butts from when they where in kindergarten. Know your history, folks! Seriously, sheesh!
So I've decided to try a new thing in which I pick a set from each month, starting from the Big Bang, a.k.a. September 2001, and going on and on and on until I catch up with the present or get distracted by the next shiny thing. This will give me both an excuse and some motivation to perv on even more hot nekkid ladies on a daily basis than I usually perv on, which indubitably will be enormously beneficial for my overall health. And it will be oh-so-educational, you have no idea.
Now obviously, there is no way not to start this off with the first set of the day ever, featuring the incomparable@rose.
I kind of love the fact that the very first SG set was a cosplay set. Also, she's got a very modest amount of tattoos there. Must be one of them fake SGs I hear folks talk about all the time. On the other hand, spider on the boob? That's at least worth three bleeding hearts, two anchors and half a mermaid, no? Oh and by the way, the first person to say stupid stuff like "no vag no love" will be booted off the Island. And mean literally booted. Like with actual physical violence*. You feel me?
The set was shot by @missy, like pretty much everything in the first few months, and well, for those of us who haven't been on the interwebs all that long, it might come as a shock that the standards for image resolution and photographic quality were a bit different back then. I remember back in the day I could do a whole set of push-ups while a single image appeared row by row on the screen. Not an SG image, of course, because I haven't actually been on SG that long. If my profile didn't state very clearly when it was that I joined, you'd probably notice by how excited I'll get when we reach a certain year.
So much for now. I hope you like my silly little idea and join me tomorrow (-ish) when it's time for my October 2001 pick.
Yours flatulently,
Eliza
* Which I can totally do over the internet because I am a bad-arse psychokinetic medium person. So don't say you haven't been warned.