BEST. DAY, EVAAAAAR!
So I woke up this morning all groggy. Grmmph, I thought. I don't wanna go to work. And my brain did its usual trick of trying to convince me to stay in bed. No one will mind. No one will even notice you're not there. Sleeeep. Sleeeeeeeeep. SLEEEEEEEEP..... and I had to fight my way out of bed. And I forgot my glasses when I got to work. Ah, crap, I thought....this does not bode well. But. But!
Let's do a point form list (I heart lists):
-lovely co-worker went to Tim Horton's, and brought me a big giant coffee. Mmm.
-usually we have either phone days, or email days. On email days, we are supposed to try to do 65 email responses, basically, and on phone days, I usually take about 25 calls. Today I had so much energy, out of nowhere, that I did 36 calls, AND took, just for posterity, 35 emails! And got those done, too. Boss was impressed.
-I had a yummy lunch of buttered toast with my favourite tomato and feta soup.
-My token Asian friend and I have taken to playing a few hands of Texas Hold'em at the end of the workday, before we go home. I owed him a not insignificant amount of money from it, and against my better judgment, we played some more. It all came down to the last hand. I was dealt a suited Queen King. not bad, not bad. The flop came up Nine Six Jack. Next card was a three--no help. And then, lo and behold, my Ten came up on the river! My straight beat his measly pair of Jacks cold, and I won ALL my money back. Yeehaw!
-and then, and I am not making this up, on the way to get groceries I was thinking that when I get paid I really need some decent shampoo and conditioner. Just then, my favourite radio station announced that they were dping a promotion, one day grand opening sale at the new location of a salon I love, and interested parties should be there at five o'clock. It was ten to five. I was six blocks away. So I got a fabulous deal on great hair products, bought the sexiest yellow nail polish ever, and then....THEN....when I looked in the bag, it was chock full of....FREE SAMPLES! SWEET! JESUS! I ask you, who doesn't love free samples?? The commies, son. That's who. The commies and the nazis.
-And then, when I got to the grocery store, my favourite frozen pizza was on an insanely cheap sale, so I bought some and am having that and roasted veggies for dinner.
Best! Day! EVAAAAAAAR!!!!
Not even the fact that my cat crapped on the floor (as per usual--there's a reason I rarely have company *sigh*) can cramp my style today.
Huzzah!
So I woke up this morning all groggy. Grmmph, I thought. I don't wanna go to work. And my brain did its usual trick of trying to convince me to stay in bed. No one will mind. No one will even notice you're not there. Sleeeep. Sleeeeeeeeep. SLEEEEEEEEP..... and I had to fight my way out of bed. And I forgot my glasses when I got to work. Ah, crap, I thought....this does not bode well. But. But!
Let's do a point form list (I heart lists):
-lovely co-worker went to Tim Horton's, and brought me a big giant coffee. Mmm.
-usually we have either phone days, or email days. On email days, we are supposed to try to do 65 email responses, basically, and on phone days, I usually take about 25 calls. Today I had so much energy, out of nowhere, that I did 36 calls, AND took, just for posterity, 35 emails! And got those done, too. Boss was impressed.
-I had a yummy lunch of buttered toast with my favourite tomato and feta soup.
-My token Asian friend and I have taken to playing a few hands of Texas Hold'em at the end of the workday, before we go home. I owed him a not insignificant amount of money from it, and against my better judgment, we played some more. It all came down to the last hand. I was dealt a suited Queen King. not bad, not bad. The flop came up Nine Six Jack. Next card was a three--no help. And then, lo and behold, my Ten came up on the river! My straight beat his measly pair of Jacks cold, and I won ALL my money back. Yeehaw!
-and then, and I am not making this up, on the way to get groceries I was thinking that when I get paid I really need some decent shampoo and conditioner. Just then, my favourite radio station announced that they were dping a promotion, one day grand opening sale at the new location of a salon I love, and interested parties should be there at five o'clock. It was ten to five. I was six blocks away. So I got a fabulous deal on great hair products, bought the sexiest yellow nail polish ever, and then....THEN....when I looked in the bag, it was chock full of....FREE SAMPLES! SWEET! JESUS! I ask you, who doesn't love free samples?? The commies, son. That's who. The commies and the nazis.
-And then, when I got to the grocery store, my favourite frozen pizza was on an insanely cheap sale, so I bought some and am having that and roasted veggies for dinner.
Best! Day! EVAAAAAAAR!!!!
Not even the fact that my cat crapped on the floor (as per usual--there's a reason I rarely have company *sigh*) can cramp my style today.
Huzzah!
troglodyte:
That's the difference between men and women, I guess. Most men's "best day evar" would include oral sex at least twice.