I am such a sucker for these things. Pure ego, baybee.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Beth
2. Bethy
3. Turbo-Chicken
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Ivy
2. IdiotGirl
3. ElizaGirl
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes...my face in general, actually
2. My wit/humour
3. My heart. I care about people & things
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I wish I was a better sleeper
2. I lack self-discipline
3. my body, for the most part
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. Irish
3. Scottish
READ: "Whitey". And yeah, that's my boot on your neck. Sorry.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fear itself
2. people leaving/dying
3. heights
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. peppermint gum
2. perfume (usually vanilla, sometimes sandalwood, sometimes satsuma)
3. my silver coil thumb ring
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my jammy pants with whales and hearts on them. I love them so
2. my sage green tanktop with built in bra
3. pink undies with a skull and crossbones on them.
THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVOURITE BANDS (or artists) OF THE MOMENT:
1. Snow Patrol
2. The Shins
3. The Killers
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 'Wow' - Snow Patrol
2. 'Succexy' - Metric
3. 'I'm Sorry For Being Such a Crappy Friend' - B'ehl
THREE FAVORITE SWEAR WORDS:
1. fucktart
2. ass-clown
3. bitches (as in "these are my bitches")
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. making handmade paper
2. walking to and from work at least 3 times a week
3. letting someone new into my heart & life...even if it's just a new good friend
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. humour.
2. good, honest communication.
3. freedom.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I have a total of six vibrators.
2. I sometimes wish I were a guy.
3. I have very low confidence; I just talk good game.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT A PERSON THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. smile
2. skin
3. neck
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. use a fucking sewing machine.
2. stick to an exercise regime with any regularity
3. keep my house an adult-level of clean
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIMES:
1. watching movies
2. having good sex. Yay.
3. reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. bundle up in warm clothes and go for a walk. It's sunny and cold out.
2. Have sex.
3. Hire a team of monkeys to clean my pigsty of a hizzouse. But then there's the poo-flinging....come to think of it, Molly Maids might be better than monkeys.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional Procrastinator
2. Successful and wealthy writer (Ha! haha! Ha! Ahhh....that's good. *wipes eyes* hehe...he..hoo!)
3. Tech Support of the Damned. FOR ALL. ETERNITY.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION/HOLIDAY:
1. Ireland
2. Italy
3. The Czech Republic
(guess I could have saved two spaces and just said 'Europe')
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Girls: Simone, Ella, Olivia
2. Boys: Jacob, Jonah, Elijah (Eli)
3. Unisex: Tyler, Cameron, Logan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have a baby (with mint sauce).
2. Paint an amazing, beautiful painting.
3. Fall really hard in reciprocal love--and not be guarded.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR YOUNG (with OR WITHOUT mint sauce):
Fuck man, I don't know, I have no friends here.
1. LuluMae
2. CodeBoy
3. Troglodyte
(but you don't really have to, if you don't want to. But the orphan in Botswana who doesn't get that nickel from Bill Gates will probably be hurt. I'm just sayin'.)
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Beth
2. Bethy
3. Turbo-Chicken
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Ivy
2. IdiotGirl
3. ElizaGirl
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes...my face in general, actually
2. My wit/humour
3. My heart. I care about people & things
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I wish I was a better sleeper
2. I lack self-discipline
3. my body, for the most part
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. Irish
3. Scottish
READ: "Whitey". And yeah, that's my boot on your neck. Sorry.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fear itself
2. people leaving/dying
3. heights
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. peppermint gum
2. perfume (usually vanilla, sometimes sandalwood, sometimes satsuma)
3. my silver coil thumb ring
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my jammy pants with whales and hearts on them. I love them so
2. my sage green tanktop with built in bra
3. pink undies with a skull and crossbones on them.
THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVOURITE BANDS (or artists) OF THE MOMENT:
1. Snow Patrol
2. The Shins
3. The Killers
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 'Wow' - Snow Patrol
2. 'Succexy' - Metric
3. 'I'm Sorry For Being Such a Crappy Friend' - B'ehl
THREE FAVORITE SWEAR WORDS:
1. fucktart
2. ass-clown
3. bitches (as in "these are my bitches")
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. making handmade paper
2. walking to and from work at least 3 times a week
3. letting someone new into my heart & life...even if it's just a new good friend
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. humour.
2. good, honest communication.
3. freedom.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I have a total of six vibrators.
2. I sometimes wish I were a guy.
3. I have very low confidence; I just talk good game.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT A PERSON THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. smile
2. skin
3. neck
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. use a fucking sewing machine.
2. stick to an exercise regime with any regularity
3. keep my house an adult-level of clean
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIMES:
1. watching movies
2. having good sex. Yay.
3. reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. bundle up in warm clothes and go for a walk. It's sunny and cold out.
2. Have sex.
3. Hire a team of monkeys to clean my pigsty of a hizzouse. But then there's the poo-flinging....come to think of it, Molly Maids might be better than monkeys.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional Procrastinator
2. Successful and wealthy writer (Ha! haha! Ha! Ahhh....that's good. *wipes eyes* hehe...he..hoo!)
3. Tech Support of the Damned. FOR ALL. ETERNITY.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION/HOLIDAY:
1. Ireland
2. Italy
3. The Czech Republic
(guess I could have saved two spaces and just said 'Europe')
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Girls: Simone, Ella, Olivia
2. Boys: Jacob, Jonah, Elijah (Eli)
3. Unisex: Tyler, Cameron, Logan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have a baby (with mint sauce).
2. Paint an amazing, beautiful painting.
3. Fall really hard in reciprocal love--and not be guarded.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR YOUNG (with OR WITHOUT mint sauce):
Fuck man, I don't know, I have no friends here.
1. LuluMae
2. CodeBoy
3. Troglodyte
(but you don't really have to, if you don't want to. But the orphan in Botswana who doesn't get that nickel from Bill Gates will probably be hurt. I'm just sayin'.)