Soooo sick. This is what I would imagine swallowing a razorblade, then a golf ball, then a razorblade, then a golf ball, then some vinegar would feel like.
Telegram from cells in body:
ALERT ALERT MISSION FAILING STOP MANY WOUNDED OR DEAD STOP BEING OVERWHELMED BY ENEMY STOP PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENTS IN THE FORM OF NYQUIL AND ORANGE JUICE STOP
Ugh.
Telegram from cells in body:
ALERT ALERT MISSION FAILING STOP MANY WOUNDED OR DEAD STOP BEING OVERWHELMED BY ENEMY STOP PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENTS IN THE FORM OF NYQUIL AND ORANGE JUICE STOP
Ugh.
I'm not sure whether I recommend it or not.
Big Fucking Q. Do it. Feel better.
xoxoxoxoxo