I'm with a guy I love a lot. Yes, this soon. And bits of it are complicated and hurty and hard. The rest is fucking miracle sunshine awesomelaugh yesplease, and I'm crazy about him. I know this, without a doubt. But some of it is so difficult. I feel sad right now and just want to feel good. I want things to feel good. I...
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I dunno if I've ever done a plus/minus blog, but I am lazy and tired, so let's do 'er.
Savin' the best for last, natch.
I miss Merritt. So, so much. It had been almost three weeks since we saw each other, the two days FLEW by, and now, in all likelihood, it will be over three weeks til we see each other again....
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Savin' the best for last, natch.
I miss Merritt. So, so much. It had been almost three weeks since we saw each other, the two days FLEW by, and now, in all likelihood, it will be over three weeks til we see each other again.... Read More
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merritt:
^^^ This American Life is great.
You're the best, and I love you. I'm jonesing for some crossword or city-country action.
You're the best, and I love you. I'm jonesing for some crossword or city-country action.
phoenixgirl:
Im glad you and Merrit are doing so well together.
Dear small, fuzzy, grey thing I zoomed past on the street today. I didn't get a good look at you. It could have been fur, could have been feathers, might not have been either. Small fuzzy grey thing, if you were once alive, I'm so sorry that you aren't now, and I hope it was fast. I hope you had your head turned and were...
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gayballs:
look at this fantastic cover
Dear America: Your beer is weak-assed sadness and tastes like water yes, even Icehouse). That said, I guess if I took that to mean I can drink fifty favillion of them and not go cuckoo-bananas and barf and wish I was dead the next day (til I started drinking again), you win, I lose. +1 America. Also, that shit sure is cheap.
Dear Las Vegas...
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gayballs:
your stepfather is a genius
gayballs:
no, not at all. he's a gentleman and a scholar.
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xrinti:
read your earlier page. sorry 'bout the sheets.
i know the pressure of which you speak. not for the same reason, but yeah. it sucks. if you're just bummin' about some shit, everyone's all over you like you've got a gun in your mouth. ah well. nothing to do about it. here's to being blue sometimes, and gratz about the scrabble.
i know the pressure of which you speak. not for the same reason, but yeah. it sucks. if you're just bummin' about some shit, everyone's all over you like you've got a gun in your mouth. ah well. nothing to do about it. here's to being blue sometimes, and gratz about the scrabble.
whiteyford:
My name is Turd Ferguson and I love UNICORNS!!
+wf+
(ps - I'm not a "friend" but you are allright in MY book, pretty lady!!)
(pps - go gators!)
+wf+
(ps - I'm not a "friend" but you are allright in MY book, pretty lady!!)
(pps - go gators!)
oh and also (no, YOU'RE avoiding going to bed), here are things I listened to lots today.
I love Belle & Sebastian. If I'm in an aggressive mood they sometimes bug me and make me want to punch them for being so gay, but 9 times out of ten they hit the spot, including today.
that Neutral Milk Hotek song I mentioned a few bloggy-blogs...
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I love Belle & Sebastian. If I'm in an aggressive mood they sometimes bug me and make me want to punch them for being so gay, but 9 times out of ten they hit the spot, including today.
that Neutral Milk Hotek song I mentioned a few bloggy-blogs...
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gayballs:
merry christmas, bethers
misshavok:
So, my buddy, what's been up? What have I missed? I read your journal the other day and felt out of the loop. Merry Holiday's
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gayballs:
Why, because Limbaugh rulz?
Yeah dude. EIB Network all the way.
Yeah dude. EIB Network all the way.
bashster:
wow For god's sake, just shut up and teabag me already."What does that mean over there.In England it means i will dip my knacker sack in your mouth like u dip in a teabag surely its not the same meaning???Please let me know im intrigued! 
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valcapone:
I just wish Dove's products didn't suck, cus they're shilling products by being based on "real beauty," but frankly, their soap makes me break out. I rather like their deodorant, though.
gayballs:
Their soap gave me herpes.
Soooo sick. This is what I would imagine swallowing a razorblade, then a golf ball, then a razorblade, then a golf ball, then some vinegar would feel like.
Telegram from cells in body:
ALERT ALERT MISSION FAILING STOP MANY WOUNDED OR DEAD STOP BEING OVERWHELMED BY ENEMY STOP PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENTS IN THE FORM OF NYQUIL AND ORANGE JUICE STOP
Ugh.
Telegram from cells in body:
ALERT ALERT MISSION FAILING STOP MANY WOUNDED OR DEAD STOP BEING OVERWHELMED BY ENEMY STOP PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENTS IN THE FORM OF NYQUIL AND ORANGE JUICE STOP
Ugh.
gayballs:
You sound like me. I'm home with bronchitis. I think. I don't know what I'm home with. In order to help me sleep I've been taking nyquil and after my old lady's in bed I've been chasing it with liquor. Makes for crazy ass, horny, sometimes violent dreams.
I'm not sure whether I recommend it or not.
I'm not sure whether I recommend it or not.
kaffeine:
Oh! *smothers you with hugs and blankets and juice and soup and tea* Poor thing! Why is your throat still hating you, after you've long since had the tonsilectomy and everything?
Big Fucking Q. Do it. Feel better.
xoxoxoxoxo
Big Fucking Q. Do it. Feel better.
xoxoxoxoxo
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lemonkid:
For former King of Mod Night in Victoria I have remarkably few drunken dancefloor makeouts.. that was never really my scene.
valcapone:
Excuse me, we "camwhores" prefer the term "cam-girl." Or "live video model." Or "hot babe in a bathtub," as of last night. Four hours in the tub is NOT good for your skin!
Yup, I started last week, Wednesday, and have been online every night since. Usually 6-10 Eastern. I can send you the website privately if you are curious, but I will warn you that I am a total dork on camera AND have to keep flashing my tits/bum all the time, so if you don't wanna see it, ya probably shouldn't go.
And, yes, I will have to hustle you for private chat.
Yup, I started last week, Wednesday, and have been online every night since. Usually 6-10 Eastern. I can send you the website privately if you are curious, but I will warn you that I am a total dork on camera AND have to keep flashing my tits/bum all the time, so if you don't wanna see it, ya probably shouldn't go.
And, yes, I will have to hustle you for private chat.
Stolen from kaffeine, and I love the idea--please humour me?
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're...
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merritt:
Remember that time we were driving and we were blasting Debaser and singing like fools and laughing our heads off?
merritt:
Maybe my memory's a little fuzzy. Could have been Simon & Garfunkle, instead.
baleeted!
didi:
I don't know what to say... an awkward "I like your poem" certainly won't do.
I get it, I really do. I hope that you are not facing this yourself.
Well, on a lighter note... I stumbled across your journal by accident (through Captevil's page) and I totally have a crush on you. I can relate to almost every single thing that you have in your profile... oh my, you are my dream lady. sigh.
tee hee
I get it, I really do. I hope that you are not facing this yourself.
Well, on a lighter note... I stumbled across your journal by accident (through Captevil's page) and I totally have a crush on you. I can relate to almost every single thing that you have in your profile... oh my, you are my dream lady. sigh.
tee hee
valcapone:
Thanks for the cyber balloons!
Please tell me you don't have the big C...
Please tell me you don't have the big C...
so there.
pow