elise

owie. every time I chop an onion, I start tearing and I RUB. because I am dumb...then I can't stop tearing...with the nknife in my hand, and I rub more, and I wind up cutting myself. this happens all the time.
-onions are the deveel. they want my pain.
Dave

My brother once tried to get my sister to try a hot pepper, knowing she hated spicy foods.He told it was sweet, and she would love it.She never too the bait, but he accidentally wiped his eyes after handling the freshly cut pepper.I felt bad for his obvious pain, but I couldn't help laughing, he had it coming to him.