elisabeth

Sitting here alone listening to my favorite Pink Floyd album, 'Animals'.

I'm contemplating that the bathtub will look as if I killed a Smurf in a few short minutes. Yet again. Now why didn't I find this semi-permanent color so painstaking before, when I was younger? Perhaps I was too high to care?

Ha.

A child walked up to me today at the beauty supply and randomly told me, "Good morning sunshine, the fish tank is clean."

Happy Tofurky Day to me and to you, and whatever you may or may not eat and/or give thanks for/to, tomorrow.

Today I am thankful for:

Plentiful discounts galore since acquiring my license
Being mighty productive at listing eBay auctions
That I am able to be fairly healthy with no current maladies
That I am stacked with 34D's....... *insert pause like Borat*.....NOT.
That I've got some true friends out there who are sincere and real.
That I can read fairly quickly and retain most of what I read.
My oh so eclectic music collection that is ever growing and expanding many genres.
That I'm reading some really incredible and life-changing books at the moment.

On that note I leave you with....

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

-Roger Waters

Oh yeah. Tell me what you're thankful for.