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Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

Dec 7, 2004
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So, I went to a doctor's appointment with my Mom today. I took a little time off a bit to hang out with her but while I was waiting for her in the lobby I met these crazy hill billy people. At first I was into my Perl book reading about scalar variables `n shit then I heard this woman saying, "Dale, maybe you need one of those check-ups where they put one uv `em probes in yer butt.." I almost fell out of my seat laughing but luckily I was chewing gum so I bit down on my gum a little harder to keep myself from laughing. Then I looked up and for a bit pretending like I was thinking of what I was reading so I could get a better look at these people. Dale was wearing a NASCAR hat with some old White Snake shirt with a leather coat and some common blue jeans, I later found out his wife's name, Mary. Mary was was dressed a little messy in some black stretch pants and a floral top, she seemed a little sedated when I was talking to her, later I found out that she's been addicted to Codene pills for about a year. For some reason, some of those Prescription Drug salesmen were coming in to sell drugs to the doctor and Mary spotted these guys, but there wasn't anything particular about these salesmen, and I have no idea how she was able to differentiate the salesmen from the regular business guys. I was so funny. Mary didn't hesitate to ask them what kind of drugs they were selling and if they had any Codene to sell here. biggrin It was fuckin halarious, but I didn't laugh out loud. While Mary was trying to hook-up Codene from the Prescription Drug salesmen, unsuccessfully, Dale was just sitting in his chair burping and scratching his balls. Again, this was fuckin halarious. Other than these two individuals, everyone in the lobby was pretty much your typical upper-middle class people, thats what was so cool about the whole scene. biggrin After a while, Dale and Mary started talking about if they can't get any prescription that they were going to have to stick with Granny's Cough Syrup to cure their cold (they didn't sound like they had a cold tho smile ) later I found out that Granny's Cough Syrup was Everclear, they swore that Everclear clears everything up. biggrin ooo aaa . Alas, all good things come to an end and they had to go into the doctor's office for Dale's doctor appointment................that doctor has no idea what in store for him smile

Meeting Dale and Mary really made my day smile EL SUICIDO LOCO ARRR!!!
This Bud's for you Dale and Mary!!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
yuriel:
haha omg
surreal
thats hysterical
EL SUICIDO LOCO
Dec 7, 2004
danielle:
oh man thta is funny...
i have to brag a bit...ha ha ha ha i am done with my finals!!!!!smileare you?
Dec 8, 2004

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