elia_calamity

In need of a new wifey!

So my best friend has become a mommy and is getting married this year. I have much love for the girl and i miss our girlie times of going out in town, watching dvds, pissing about, bitching, meeting for lunch, shopping and her being the only person who will ever understand way i come out with the weirdest things that will always make her laugh.



So now i need someone to fill the job of being my wifey:

Job discripton:

* Like shopping for crap and to put strange things on your head. ei : thongs that look like hats or just cheap nasty looking hats.

* Enjoy watching strange movies that are japanese, french or just damn right weird. Also action or chick flicks from now and then.

* Be wise and funny.

* Have more loves then i have shoes.

* Like cooking.

* Completely be yourself.

* If im about to do something retarded that you don't think is a good idea, be brutally honest.

* Know that its ladies before boys.

* and finally just be a rocking friend.

hahaha it sounds like a singles advert you find in the paper or magazine, but im feeling a little lost without my best mate.

Im super nice and starting to think my peoples skills are shit without her.