Mama said I wiz a bad boy....
Den do me Daddy said I was a joik ov.
65 years later, dialysis boy flies an airplane into a...
I know, I know. You already figured it out. I just couldn't resist....
More Strange Strangeness from Strangeville.
More underheard conversations.
"Just because you put all the jews in the gas chamber doesn't mean you're not a...
(SOUND...
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Den do me Daddy said I was a joik ov.
65 years later, dialysis boy flies an airplane into a...
I know, I know. You already figured it out. I just couldn't resist....
More Strange Strangeness from Strangeville.
More underheard conversations.
"Just because you put all the jews in the gas chamber doesn't mean you're not a...
(SOUND...
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goblinboots:
Hey there. I've got the worst farmers tan in history!! See what happens when I leave the basement? AAAAARRRG!! Blasted daylight. why cant there be night time dino excavations?
Aside from the amazingly obscure psychological discovery I made about Osama Bin Laden's psychology, the street performance of said in my unique fashion, having an
UNEXPURGATED evening on Saturday,
hanging out w/ friends & getting jiggy,
I have nothing
to report...
Cuz I DON'T WANNA!!!!!
hehehe
but, I can tell you some of the song that came to me the other night.
It's called:
No...
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UNEXPURGATED evening on Saturday,
hanging out w/ friends & getting jiggy,
I have nothing
to report...
Cuz I DON'T WANNA!!!!!
hehehe
but, I can tell you some of the song that came to me the other night.
It's called:
No...
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I have absolutely nothing to say.
Except...
I've been studying Confuscius.
Confuscius say:
"Boilermakers & an Empty Stomach don't mix."
hehehe,,,,
Except...
I've been studying Confuscius.
Confuscius say:
"Boilermakers & an Empty Stomach don't mix."
hehehe,,,,
Dhooku = Bone.
Say : "Stem", & "Veinus"
Say : "Stem", & "Veinus"
stardust_:
That comment you made somehow really reminds me of that speech in Team America : World Police.
"Sometimes dicks fuck assholes.." and all that..
"Sometimes dicks fuck assholes.." and all that..
So what was I talking about yesterday?
Oh, yeah. I miss my little Melissa pup.
It was so cute the way she followed me around sometimes & said "Wattya doin'?" I totally loved it...
Then the big bad wolf said boo.
Write me when you catch your wind, sweety!
In other news:
Soup2Nuts (Dr. Katz, Home Movies, etc) said of my series:
(In CAPS) "...it...
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Oh, yeah. I miss my little Melissa pup.

Then the big bad wolf said boo.
Write me when you catch your wind, sweety!
In other news:
Soup2Nuts (Dr. Katz, Home Movies, etc) said of my series:
(In CAPS) "...it...
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paleenchantress:
awesome !

Some people just don't know when to quit.
For example:
If a girl-friend calls security on you after a chat & bolts out the back door, it's probably NOT A GOOD SIGN.
No matter what your friends & well meaning aquaintances say.
Trust me on this one.
Your friends who say: "You're denying yourself" are JACKASSES, & will live to regret their shortsightedness.
& would...
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For example:
If a girl-friend calls security on you after a chat & bolts out the back door, it's probably NOT A GOOD SIGN.
No matter what your friends & well meaning aquaintances say.
Trust me on this one.
Your friends who say: "You're denying yourself" are JACKASSES, & will live to regret their shortsightedness.
& would...
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theredbaron:
okay, sure. whenever.
& i met a guy named elfboy in Vegas
& i met a guy named elfboy in Vegas
theredbaron:
A lot of Harvard Sq, and the pit rats in particular are hard to miss.
I have no idea what you look like or what to look for.
I have no idea what you look like or what to look for.
The Idiot's Guide to Tourism:
So, last night a buch of my friends & I were sitting around having a meaningful conversation about The New Testiment. My "dear brother" walked in half-way through our philosophical converse & said:
"How the fuck can you be so goddamn stupid"?
Me: "Huh"?
Him: "It's been over 2000 years, & people still haven't figured it out".
Me: "What"?
Him:...
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So, last night a buch of my friends & I were sitting around having a meaningful conversation about The New Testiment. My "dear brother" walked in half-way through our philosophical converse & said:
"How the fuck can you be so goddamn stupid"?
Me: "Huh"?
Him: "It's been over 2000 years, & people still haven't figured it out".
Me: "What"?
Him:...
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More snippets of underheard conversations....
"What do you mean ERA stands for Starve the Models?..."
..."she's afraid you'll EAT her".....
&, of course 'lest you forget.... "Granny's force feeding again"...
& on a personal note...
I love Stormy!
"What do you mean ERA stands for Starve the Models?..."
..."she's afraid you'll EAT her".....
&, of course 'lest you forget.... "Granny's force feeding again"...
& on a personal note...
I love Stormy!
Well. No comments yesterday. I'm not suprised, as my twin can be... well..... rather disturbing.
Something awful happened to him when he was a kid. He's never told anyone.
Anyway, he called me this morning, to give me shit for the fun of it I guess. He found out what happened to me last night. A couple f years ago I got kicked out of...
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Something awful happened to him when he was a kid. He's never told anyone.
Anyway, he called me this morning, to give me shit for the fun of it I guess. He found out what happened to me last night. A couple f years ago I got kicked out of...
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