WARNING: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!
MAY BE TOO MUCH INFO!!!
STOP NOW!! YOU"VE BEEN WARNED!!!
THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!!!
I considered whether or not it was a good idea to publish this for quite a while today, then said.... "Oh, what the hell".
I went to the Dr's this AM around 5 o'clock, because I was sick of wandering around in the rain w/ bleeding feet, & a chafing beneath my groin that I thought was caused by sleeping in Scrubs under my pants, & figured I'd better get it checked.
So, he told me that I had "Trenchfoot" from walking around too much in wet, overheated shoes w/out ai ring my feet.
He also told me I had a fungus infection....
WHAT!!!???
I have mushrooms growing on my dick???!!!!
Now, WHO THE FUCK gave me athletes DICK??!!
Sad part might be that I don't know.....

















goblinboots:
Hmmmm.... I uuuuuh......OK- That beats the shit out of anything intellegent I may have had to say. If I may be so bold, is your current situation on of choice or circumstance? I mean sleeping in crash spots. I remember you saying quite a while ago that your house was to be condemned....so have you been roughing it this whole time?