elfboy

So, there I was, all trying to get me some somethin' somethin', after the DOMESTIC VIOLENCE drove inta my living room & broke my damn house,, and I'm all set up, invited to the libary to use the net, & find me some jobs, get a little some such to get myself ahead... grab me some cans to get me some dinner....

& then this lovely lass 'vited me to party, & I waited so long I fell sleep.

Next thing I no, Mr. POLICEMAN bangin' on the bottom of my shoes, sayin',

"You come back here agin & you goin' to JAIL'.

DAMN! What do I look, BLACK?

Trying ta get ahead, & the MAN all up in my damn face.... SHIT!

Do'nt FUCK w/ me man, cuz I'm DANGEROUS>>>>

I'm WARNIN" YOU MAN........

I'm an M.I.T. FUGITiVE!!!

signed,

S. Cissorhands

........Cin ya feel it?...........