elfboy

Last night, I did a tarot reading for my friends John & John...

Then we summoned the spirits. This is what they said:

"Hillary attracts mice.

You will go to the Boston Aquarium to the Shark Tank. It is a go go bar.

You will meet a cleptomaniac.

You will meet Professor Charles Xavier.

You will let him play his favourite song, "My Winona".

Magneto & Jean Grey will arrive. Jean Grey will fall down. Magneto will say to Charles:

"Pick her up".

You will bring a birthday cake with Hillary's favourite candy sprinkled on top. Meese's pieces.

Hillary attracts mice".

I have such an interesting life.....