Err... change of subject......
Here's a little something I found on the Astral Planes....
Willy & Milly - Down on the Farm
(Another First) Episode
Willy walks into the large country kitchen where Milly is scolding Willy Jr.
Willy: Well, Milly, I fixed the loft in the barn. Now we can rent it as a weekly. Maybe Cousin John...
Milly: (to Willy Jr.) You're a VERY VERY bad boy! I NEVER want to hear about you doing that EVER EVER again!!!!
Willy: Lighten up, Milly. What'd the boy do, for heaen sakes?
Milly: He (disgustedly) SMOKED a CIGARETTE!
Willy: Why you Little!!!! (Chokes the boy until he coughs; boys runs off, stage L. Willy swaggers a couple of steps toward Milly, hands on belt, looking proud). How'd I do?
Milly: Well, @ least you didn't SPANK him....
Willy: Yeah, that was good, wasn't it?..(Moves closer and raises his eyebrows suggestively)
Milly: Not now, Willy, I'm not ready!
Willy: AHHHH, but Milly...
Enter Cousin John, Cousin Tom, Cousin Mona, and CrazyW.
Cousin John: Did you release the hounds on Cousin Milly again?
Crazy W: I...Ah... Ah tell ya', I didn't do anything wrong!!!
Cousin Mona: Uncle Willy, wanna 'notha cigar?
Cousin Tom: (German accent) AH DID NAWT GROW PE ANN E BODY>>>THAT WOULD BE CRAA ZEE!
Cousin John: I, oops, I mean, you've been harassing Cousin Milly since Community College!
CrazyW: AH Ah tell ya', I didn't do nuthin' wrong!
A young man walks up to the kitchen window, tipping his straw hat, and winking @ Milly. Milly blushes and winks back, while Willy seems not to notice: then looks @ the audience & raises his eyebrows w/ a little grin.
Cousin John: I've, oops, You've gotta stop harassing Cousin Milly!
CrazyW: I tell ya', I didn't do nuthin' wrong!
Willy: Ah, c'mon Milly, PLEEEASE? (Furrows his brow & purses his lips).
Milly: Not now Willy, I'm not ready!
All eyes turn and stare @ Milly for an awkwardly long time. Finally, Cousin Tom says..
Cousin Tom: C'mon, Crazy W, let's get outta here.
Crazy W: Okay, Cousin Tom... (Exitting stage R)
Cousin Tom: Did ya' finally break Mare Maura?
Crazy W: (Snorts) Yep. Sure did. (Hits himself on the rump & points his "gun" @ Cousin Tom) maybe coulda done a better job though.... Wanna get some steak & eggs?
Cousin Tom: I rackin' I do.... (Cousin John & Cousin Mona have exitted Stage L).
Switch to:
Willy and Milly are in bed, Milly is lying stiff & uncomfortably as Willy sighs & rolls off her.
Willy: How'd I do?
Milly: (freigning) You done fine, Willy.....
Willy: Really, well, lemme tell ya' somethin', Milly, I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Milly rolls over and closes her eyes. A thought ballon appears of Richard Nixon in a straw hat & blade of grass in his mouth. She falls asleep peacefully, wearing a smile.
The End.
Here's a little something I found on the Astral Planes....
Willy & Milly - Down on the Farm
(Another First) Episode
Willy walks into the large country kitchen where Milly is scolding Willy Jr.
Willy: Well, Milly, I fixed the loft in the barn. Now we can rent it as a weekly. Maybe Cousin John...
Milly: (to Willy Jr.) You're a VERY VERY bad boy! I NEVER want to hear about you doing that EVER EVER again!!!!
Willy: Lighten up, Milly. What'd the boy do, for heaen sakes?
Milly: He (disgustedly) SMOKED a CIGARETTE!
Willy: Why you Little!!!! (Chokes the boy until he coughs; boys runs off, stage L. Willy swaggers a couple of steps toward Milly, hands on belt, looking proud). How'd I do?
Milly: Well, @ least you didn't SPANK him....
Willy: Yeah, that was good, wasn't it?..(Moves closer and raises his eyebrows suggestively)
Milly: Not now, Willy, I'm not ready!
Willy: AHHHH, but Milly...
Enter Cousin John, Cousin Tom, Cousin Mona, and CrazyW.
Cousin John: Did you release the hounds on Cousin Milly again?
Crazy W: I...Ah... Ah tell ya', I didn't do anything wrong!!!
Cousin Mona: Uncle Willy, wanna 'notha cigar?
Cousin Tom: (German accent) AH DID NAWT GROW PE ANN E BODY>>>THAT WOULD BE CRAA ZEE!
Cousin John: I, oops, I mean, you've been harassing Cousin Milly since Community College!
CrazyW: AH Ah tell ya', I didn't do nuthin' wrong!
A young man walks up to the kitchen window, tipping his straw hat, and winking @ Milly. Milly blushes and winks back, while Willy seems not to notice: then looks @ the audience & raises his eyebrows w/ a little grin.
Cousin John: I've, oops, You've gotta stop harassing Cousin Milly!
CrazyW: I tell ya', I didn't do nuthin' wrong!
Willy: Ah, c'mon Milly, PLEEEASE? (Furrows his brow & purses his lips).
Milly: Not now Willy, I'm not ready!
All eyes turn and stare @ Milly for an awkwardly long time. Finally, Cousin Tom says..
Cousin Tom: C'mon, Crazy W, let's get outta here.
Crazy W: Okay, Cousin Tom... (Exitting stage R)
Cousin Tom: Did ya' finally break Mare Maura?
Crazy W: (Snorts) Yep. Sure did. (Hits himself on the rump & points his "gun" @ Cousin Tom) maybe coulda done a better job though.... Wanna get some steak & eggs?
Cousin Tom: I rackin' I do.... (Cousin John & Cousin Mona have exitted Stage L).
Switch to:
Willy and Milly are in bed, Milly is lying stiff & uncomfortably as Willy sighs & rolls off her.
Willy: How'd I do?
Milly: (freigning) You done fine, Willy.....
Willy: Really, well, lemme tell ya' somethin', Milly, I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Milly rolls over and closes her eyes. A thought ballon appears of Richard Nixon in a straw hat & blade of grass in his mouth. She falls asleep peacefully, wearing a smile.
The End.