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Honestly...where did you go?!?!
I am so tired of the the phrase "They're back!!!". Where did they go?! I mean, I am a normal human being. I have no idea. Did you report them going to another planet? Have they died? Have they been put into a vegetative state?

I subscribe to Maxium and Rollling Stone. Both of these magazines in the past month have...
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An Editorial to Mr. Charles Darwin:

We would just like to say Thank You first of all for the proposition of your theory. The idea that certain species that are better equipped to survive and other that are not die out, is really outstanding. Society in general really took to it. I mean, honestly, there was a TON of evidence to support it and if...
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Hey, remember that time, that I was at the Floggging Mollies show and I got so drunk that the speech I had to give the next day about how not to be hung over didn't seem like a possibility. Can't feel my feet, mouth tastes like a smoked battery, folded back toenail(cringe), multiple bleeding chest wounds from fingernails in the pit, and generally all smiles....
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Is it bad when the only sleep that you get is when your at least a little drunk?

So here I sit, follow me if you can on this one. I am currently/intermittently doing the following things. Writing a speech on my laptop, downloading music on my computer, texting on my phone, listening to internet radio, watching a giant TV on mute, and playing Wii. I am doing at least 2 to 3 of those AT THE SAME TIME. Then it hits me,...
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Went to the Bad Religion show last night. Holy shit that was bad ass. Almost their entire playlist was old stuff. Highlights for me included, but weren't limited to, 21st Century Digital Boy, Generator, A Walk, Suffer, Infected, Sorrow, and the second to last song they play was American Jesus, which was my personal favorite. My best friend was in town and we spent the...
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So excited for Bad Religion on Wednesday. My best friend is coming over from Reno and debauchery will surely ensue.

Oh yeah, I have been doing this thing call The Hundred Push Up Challenge. That shit has been kicking my ass. Week 5 is damn near impossible. Oh well, what doesn't kill me...

Man, everything has been crazy this past month. Oregon was insane, way to much drinking and smoking crammed into 12 days. Then I came back to San Francisco and had to get all my shit together for school. Everything seems like it was going very well.

Then I was working at the bar last Sunday night and I went to break up a fight and...
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San Francisco is a phenomenal city to live in, but just hearing the word 'move' induces my gag reflex now. Of the places I have lived, this has been the absolute hardest to change places in.

As you may have guessed I am in the process of moving right now. I have to be out of my current place on June 30th. I got lucky...
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BOY, I SURE HOPE MY BLOG MAKES ME SOME FRIENDS!!! Man, I wish I could convey sarcasm through text. Don't really know how much I will be blogging, but I guess you gotta start somewheres, so I guess I will start HERE.