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TODAYS TOPIC (SECOND HALF): THE MASTER CLEANSER DAYS 4, 5, 6
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Day 4
I'm sticking with 222 pounds on my current scale, and haven't moved all day (not worried, don't want to drop too much too fast = unhealthy).
Was off today, so got up a little later. Had quite a healthy BM this morning, no "doodoo grounds" as my special someone called them. :lol: Had a couple of LA doses then made a big mistake (well, to me anyway) and about the time I was to dose again I went out to watch Blood and Chocolate at the theatre w/o taking it. Since the movie was 2 hrs long, I ended up 4 hrs w/o a dose and forced myself into hunger status. Heh! I felt like one of the werewolves in the movie and was ready to bite the order taker at Taco Bell when I went to get my lady some of those new Steak Taquitos they're offering. But I made it home stoic-like and took my dose. It quenched most of the hunger cravings, but I've felt lightly dosed all day. Think I'll take another shot of my special medicine before beddie-bye with two 12oz cups of water as a chaser. The past two days I've awaken very parched and feeling somewhat dehydrated. That'll be cured later tomorrow/today as I go to work in the early morning and had to prep a former 2-liter lemonade soda bottle to contain eight doses of MCLA for the day until I get home. Hope it and another 2L of water helps (sounds like a physical day). Me so sleepy, but must awaken in 5 hours. Hasta la nite-nite!] *MUAH!*
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Day 5
You know, it doesn't seem like I'm already on the fifth day and halfway through the minimum of 10 days. My tastes and sensations haven't really changed much since Day 1. The headaches and cramping that some others complain about, I've had, but as light head twinges and hunger cramping as the stomach contracts. The light head twinges (or mini-aches) I've had before the MC possibly due to the 11 months I spent on crutches in the Army (may have upper back/neck issues still).
One really interesting thing I've discovered is that the only times I get the 'hungry craving' in my stomach is when I either have to pass water or get the 'pass gas' signal (which is usually a false alarm). Once water is passed, the craving goes away for the next half hour (unless I'm doing something physical). I had a lot of false BM urges today at work, each of them actually the need to pass water or gas. Go figure! So now I'm currently still sitting on this feeling and waiting until the laxative tea tonight to take care of it.
Heheheheh, I also had pre-mixed my day's intake of doses for work as mentioned in the last entry. Unfortunately for me, hilarity ensued when I discovered that the proper dosage amount for Cayenne pepper when combined in one container = overdose of hotness. Luckily I don't mind spicy drinks, and actually favor the V-8 Splash spicy tomato version. Mmmnnn...lol!
The rest of the evening unsurprisingly has gone lightly. The pass or gas feeling I had went away, and I accidently/intentionally tried one glass of LA without the Cayenne pepper. Let me tell you a little non-secret. USE THE PEPPER! The LA and syrup by itself tastes just like strong processed LA, nothing more. This is mostly due to the maple syrup replacing the processed (no, not possessed!) fructose or sugars and artificial flavorings commonly found in your typical plastic container of lemonade. Not pleasant but nowhere close to the SWF flavor. Yeck! I'll be shooting my tea down my noggin in a bit, and again to work in the early AM for a few simple hours of nonsensical amusement. G'nite y'all! ~Li'l Ol' Element_103~
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Day 6
Oh, I wanted to mention that I had run to the store yesterday to get my lady some goodies. All day long I had to fight the cravings and urges left and right and right and left as the Evil Cravings of Hunger tried to soften me up for "taking just one nibble" of everything and anything it could conjure up as edible. Ahem, sorry but dog food may be edible during emergencies but isn't pallatable to these taste buds. Unh uhhh! So I decided to play the ECH's game and while at the store I browsed through many of the Corridors of Temptation. <*insert loud echoingly deep voice here*> There were Valentine's Day stuff everywhere, chocolates and sundry other snacks filled almost every aisle....oh, wait, I'm at a grocery store! Of course there is food everywhere, silly me! Heh, so I ended up buying some interesting new-ish Hersheys chocolate w/caramel bars they had 3 for $1, a pint of java chocolate fudge ice cream, and they now had the 10-packs of snack-sized peanut M&Ms for $1 (bought two). These are all for after the MC or for my lady until she starts her own MC. Happy to say that by exiting the store and ignoring it the rest of the achingly tempting day, I succesfully vanquished the ECH's dastardly schemes and sent it packing. Until next we meet again, foul knave!
Which brings us to today, Day 6. Hrm, took the SWF and it didn't populate my potty with anything of significance. Went to work, got off very early due to miscommunication with the knuckleheads above us, but still got paid. Came home and finally enjoyed my BM...in nearly 30 degree potty temperatures (it was about 20 degrees outside though) until it warmed up slightly with the heater on. Tried to take a two hour nap, ended up taking a five hour siesta, lol! That's okay though. My Babe had stayed up all night working on the computer and had gone to sleep around noon. So I read a new library book in bed while she snuggled up behind me (I love it when she does that in her sleep). Then crashed out and came to post things on various forums online and answer some questions that for some reason I knew the answer to. Probably something to do with wide knowledge or ESP (do they still use that term nowadays?) or mystical lemonade-inspired powers. I plan on not taking the SWF tomorrow, to see if I am retaining any of the salt, so will drink extra water to check.
Concluded the evening with numerous false BMs (remember I consider pooping a BM and the other stuff passing water) that were just mixed urges to pass water. I also licked the spices off of a Spicy Sweet Chile Dorito that my lady was joyfully eating and then nibbled the corner off of it to prove that I didn't really need it. Guess what, I didn't and it tasted kind of flat. I could taste each and every single variety of spice that was on it though, which was extremely interesting in and of itself. Heightened (or desperate?) taste buds made it a delightful sensory set of flavors. So I followed that taste up with a LA and my tea and read until sleepy. The temperature outside has been about 20 degrees (F) for most of the evening with the wind chill making it feel like the teens. Brrrrrr, it sure is cold! For some reason people believe that Texas is always hot and sunny, like they believe Florida is always tropical and sunny. Those of us who live in those states know better. It may snow soon! G'nite!
TODAYS TOPIC (SECOND HALF): THE MASTER CLEANSER DAYS 4, 5, 6
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Day 4
I'm sticking with 222 pounds on my current scale, and haven't moved all day (not worried, don't want to drop too much too fast = unhealthy).
Was off today, so got up a little later. Had quite a healthy BM this morning, no "doodoo grounds" as my special someone called them. :lol: Had a couple of LA doses then made a big mistake (well, to me anyway) and about the time I was to dose again I went out to watch Blood and Chocolate at the theatre w/o taking it. Since the movie was 2 hrs long, I ended up 4 hrs w/o a dose and forced myself into hunger status. Heh! I felt like one of the werewolves in the movie and was ready to bite the order taker at Taco Bell when I went to get my lady some of those new Steak Taquitos they're offering. But I made it home stoic-like and took my dose. It quenched most of the hunger cravings, but I've felt lightly dosed all day. Think I'll take another shot of my special medicine before beddie-bye with two 12oz cups of water as a chaser. The past two days I've awaken very parched and feeling somewhat dehydrated. That'll be cured later tomorrow/today as I go to work in the early morning and had to prep a former 2-liter lemonade soda bottle to contain eight doses of MCLA for the day until I get home. Hope it and another 2L of water helps (sounds like a physical day). Me so sleepy, but must awaken in 5 hours. Hasta la nite-nite!] *MUAH!*
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Day 5
You know, it doesn't seem like I'm already on the fifth day and halfway through the minimum of 10 days. My tastes and sensations haven't really changed much since Day 1. The headaches and cramping that some others complain about, I've had, but as light head twinges and hunger cramping as the stomach contracts. The light head twinges (or mini-aches) I've had before the MC possibly due to the 11 months I spent on crutches in the Army (may have upper back/neck issues still).
One really interesting thing I've discovered is that the only times I get the 'hungry craving' in my stomach is when I either have to pass water or get the 'pass gas' signal (which is usually a false alarm). Once water is passed, the craving goes away for the next half hour (unless I'm doing something physical). I had a lot of false BM urges today at work, each of them actually the need to pass water or gas. Go figure! So now I'm currently still sitting on this feeling and waiting until the laxative tea tonight to take care of it.
Heheheheh, I also had pre-mixed my day's intake of doses for work as mentioned in the last entry. Unfortunately for me, hilarity ensued when I discovered that the proper dosage amount for Cayenne pepper when combined in one container = overdose of hotness. Luckily I don't mind spicy drinks, and actually favor the V-8 Splash spicy tomato version. Mmmnnn...lol!
The rest of the evening unsurprisingly has gone lightly. The pass or gas feeling I had went away, and I accidently/intentionally tried one glass of LA without the Cayenne pepper. Let me tell you a little non-secret. USE THE PEPPER! The LA and syrup by itself tastes just like strong processed LA, nothing more. This is mostly due to the maple syrup replacing the processed (no, not possessed!) fructose or sugars and artificial flavorings commonly found in your typical plastic container of lemonade. Not pleasant but nowhere close to the SWF flavor. Yeck! I'll be shooting my tea down my noggin in a bit, and again to work in the early AM for a few simple hours of nonsensical amusement. G'nite y'all! ~Li'l Ol' Element_103~
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Day 6
Oh, I wanted to mention that I had run to the store yesterday to get my lady some goodies. All day long I had to fight the cravings and urges left and right and right and left as the Evil Cravings of Hunger tried to soften me up for "taking just one nibble" of everything and anything it could conjure up as edible. Ahem, sorry but dog food may be edible during emergencies but isn't pallatable to these taste buds. Unh uhhh! So I decided to play the ECH's game and while at the store I browsed through many of the Corridors of Temptation. <*insert loud echoingly deep voice here*> There were Valentine's Day stuff everywhere, chocolates and sundry other snacks filled almost every aisle....oh, wait, I'm at a grocery store! Of course there is food everywhere, silly me! Heh, so I ended up buying some interesting new-ish Hersheys chocolate w/caramel bars they had 3 for $1, a pint of java chocolate fudge ice cream, and they now had the 10-packs of snack-sized peanut M&Ms for $1 (bought two). These are all for after the MC or for my lady until she starts her own MC. Happy to say that by exiting the store and ignoring it the rest of the achingly tempting day, I succesfully vanquished the ECH's dastardly schemes and sent it packing. Until next we meet again, foul knave!
Which brings us to today, Day 6. Hrm, took the SWF and it didn't populate my potty with anything of significance. Went to work, got off very early due to miscommunication with the knuckleheads above us, but still got paid. Came home and finally enjoyed my BM...in nearly 30 degree potty temperatures (it was about 20 degrees outside though) until it warmed up slightly with the heater on. Tried to take a two hour nap, ended up taking a five hour siesta, lol! That's okay though. My Babe had stayed up all night working on the computer and had gone to sleep around noon. So I read a new library book in bed while she snuggled up behind me (I love it when she does that in her sleep). Then crashed out and came to post things on various forums online and answer some questions that for some reason I knew the answer to. Probably something to do with wide knowledge or ESP (do they still use that term nowadays?) or mystical lemonade-inspired powers. I plan on not taking the SWF tomorrow, to see if I am retaining any of the salt, so will drink extra water to check.
Concluded the evening with numerous false BMs (remember I consider pooping a BM and the other stuff passing water) that were just mixed urges to pass water. I also licked the spices off of a Spicy Sweet Chile Dorito that my lady was joyfully eating and then nibbled the corner off of it to prove that I didn't really need it. Guess what, I didn't and it tasted kind of flat. I could taste each and every single variety of spice that was on it though, which was extremely interesting in and of itself. Heightened (or desperate?) taste buds made it a delightful sensory set of flavors. So I followed that taste up with a LA and my tea and read until sleepy. The temperature outside has been about 20 degrees (F) for most of the evening with the wind chill making it feel like the teens. Brrrrrr, it sure is cold! For some reason people believe that Texas is always hot and sunny, like they believe Florida is always tropical and sunny. Those of us who live in those states know better. It may snow soon! G'nite!
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Thanks for the testimonial *blush*.
How go things now?