OK seriously, the fucking moth is terrorising me. It's stalking me in the toilet. Now I can't pee in peace because I'm worried the bastard is going to fly into my vag. And if a moth flying into your vag isn't a worrying thought, then I don't know what is.
May actually get a beer out very shortly. I think it might be nice to fall asleep without worrying about all my cases at least ONE night of the week. Yah fuckit, I deserve the beer, I have t hang out with the Satan bitch face who is trying to get me fired at work tomorrow. Peroni, here I come, bitches.
Happy Wednesday to all of you monkeys.
May actually get a beer out very shortly. I think it might be nice to fall asleep without worrying about all my cases at least ONE night of the week. Yah fuckit, I deserve the beer, I have t hang out with the Satan bitch face who is trying to get me fired at work tomorrow. Peroni, here I come, bitches.
Happy Wednesday to all of you monkeys.
veilchen:
Muuhuhuhahaha you're utterly hilarious. All the best with your moth/vag/cases/bitch issues. Hang in there gorgeous! 
aznbot:
hahaha! tell it "no means no!!!!"