OK seriously, the fucking moth is terrorising me. It's stalking me in the toilet. Now I can't pee in peace because I'm worried the bastard is going to fly into my vag. And if a moth flying into your vag isn't a worrying thought, then I don't know what is.
May actually get a beer out very shortly. I think it might be nice to...
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veilchen:
Muuhuhuhahaha you're utterly hilarious. All the best with your moth/vag/cases/bitch issues. Hang in there gorgeous! 
aznbot:
hahaha! tell it "no means no!!!!"
OH sigh. It's monday again. How the fuck did that happen? HUH?
Fuckity. Bogan moth made it into my apartment. GETITTHEFUCKOUTOFHERE!
Other than that, nada.
Fuckity. Bogan moth made it into my apartment. GETITTHEFUCKOUTOFHERE!
Other than that, nada.
aznbot:
haha! it's nice to meet you too!!! i hope your halloween was amazing 
Thanks for the welcome, lovelies.
OH HOLY HELL HANGOVER.
I do recollect monstering a meat pie in pie devil costume at a petrol station. Fuck I am all class.
Today food pretty much is chicken nuggets.
Lord it's official. I'm getting old. Although in my defence I had drinks on Friday night and Saturday night so it actually is an alright effort... isn't it?
OH HOLY HELL HANGOVER.
I do recollect monstering a meat pie in pie devil costume at a petrol station. Fuck I am all class.
Today food pretty much is chicken nuggets.
Lord it's official. I'm getting old. Although in my defence I had drinks on Friday night and Saturday night so it actually is an alright effort... isn't it?
richard_:
Your only as old as the oldest pair of shoes you own. I know this sounds totally ridiculous, but the caculations involve some very complicated astronaut math. Promise I'll explain it sometime.
elektrabeaa:
Bahaha! SWEET I'm underage drinking all over again!
Hm. Welcome to SG, you friendless ape!
Bah humbug.
My wine bottle pre-party is my friend.
Suck it.
Have a lovely halloween, kids.
Also subliminal shit: bemyfriendbemyfriendbemyfriendbemyfriend.
ETC. No seriously, girls don't like me for some reason in my real life, so if you're a girl and like unlikeable girls, like ME!
Bah humbug.
My wine bottle pre-party is my friend.
Suck it.
Have a lovely halloween, kids.
Also subliminal shit: bemyfriendbemyfriendbemyfriendbemyfriend.
ETC. No seriously, girls don't like me for some reason in my real life, so if you're a girl and like unlikeable girls, like ME!
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yourself:
welcome
hockey1:
welcome!!
Wait what? Isn't this the same? Dammit I'm not that creative to write TWO blurbs. Aw, shit.