Whew! What a day sovereigns, mistresses, and slaves oh my!
So much excitement. Miss lady and I just wanted to go out and like be super heroes in latex, but not save people but hurt them. OK maybe we ate pizza instead. I still dreamt about it. It went something like this....
"Aw bitch, you have no breasts or hips. Why are you taking pictures of yourself?" WHIP CRACK!, Full force smothering booty in latex suffocation attack! "What's the matter Tempestuous Cumulus can't respire?"
I said "Yuck! Raincloud go home to yo' mamma, breastfeed and grow, come back when legal."
"OOPS Sorry! Now you may breathe." I forget the mighty power of the bodacious, adult ass.
And then miss lady and I paired back up, dropped it like it's hot, and gave each other a high five. Then, I awoke and started my day with a nice warm feelin'.
Wow wonder where that came from. Taking in too many images.
Miss lady be careful, we can kill when we Drop it like it's Hot!
So much excitement. Miss lady and I just wanted to go out and like be super heroes in latex, but not save people but hurt them. OK maybe we ate pizza instead. I still dreamt about it. It went something like this....
"Aw bitch, you have no breasts or hips. Why are you taking pictures of yourself?" WHIP CRACK!, Full force smothering booty in latex suffocation attack! "What's the matter Tempestuous Cumulus can't respire?"
I said "Yuck! Raincloud go home to yo' mamma, breastfeed and grow, come back when legal."
"OOPS Sorry! Now you may breathe." I forget the mighty power of the bodacious, adult ass.
And then miss lady and I paired back up, dropped it like it's hot, and gave each other a high five. Then, I awoke and started my day with a nice warm feelin'.
Wow wonder where that came from. Taking in too many images.
Miss lady be careful, we can kill when we Drop it like it's Hot!
Now, check out that *special* thread I mentioned to keep that nice warm feelin' goin'. Sigh.
Wow, we haven't dropped it like it's hot for a loooong time. It has given our powers time to mature to something lethal, indeed!
I am now -$96 in my account, probably from my gym (which I go to once or twice a month)
Heh heh, yeah, like my crush? I thought the "beautiful soul" part would crack you up. She really CAN be tender and merciful. I would be honored to feel the crack of her whip, not slouch over and cry my eyeliner all over my face saying "mmm hmm". Some people have no fucking manners. And you KNOW how I feel about manners!
I got a 12:30 appt and a 7pm one. How retarded is THAT scheduling? I thought that dude was gonna make me a $552/day star by now. I think he's surprised at my lack of enthusiasm. Hey dude, newsflash, I'M ALOOF. I also feel confused about the whole thing. He mentioned us possibly going to NYC for a day on Sunday....like that will REALLY happen. I think I said "oh, wow" all the while watching for Interpol on MTV....
Well, there's a novel for you. My coffee must be working. Had 4 beers last night and went to sleep at 3am.