elegy

If I were a professional Pirate, I'd probably choose Japan as my place of business. That way, when people ask what I do, I could finally be honest and say, "pirate". Because of the beautiful cultural differences we share, the Japanese might pronounce it "Pilot". Which is not only a respectable profession, but a perfectly reasonable mistake for them to make before being tortured and most likely killed for a nominal amount of cash, electronics and shoes.


And this puts an end to my pirate diaries, I can tell they meant a lot cause well no one commented