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Saturday Jun 24, 2006

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If I were an amateur Pirate, I'd probably stash silly string in my ocular cavity. When people ask how I lost my eye, I could say, "Arrrr, whattya mean?" then I'd lift the eye-patch, which might have something like "eye care" or "eye carumba!" written the front, and shoot the silly string at them. That way, we could all have a good chuckle before they're robbed, tortured and killed for a nominal amount of cash, innocence and for some reason, butter

ARRR!!!
sway:
He he he, interesting. Although I am curious about the butter...
I'm glad you liked the pic. I will post some more soon.
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