Remember this vacation I was so looking forward to? Fuck New York, and fuck Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
List of things that happened to me:
- Got my drivers license confiscated for being "fake". I'm fucking 25, why do I need a fake ID? An Ohio license in New York must always pass as fake, considering I just fucking got it a week before I left.
- Lost my car in the venue parking lot for an hour and a half. Find my car to realize the keypad battery died, so I couldn't unlock my doors. VW doesn't have a visible key slot to manually open the door...after an hour and a half of debating breaking a window, I Youtube it and it turns out I do have a hidden key slot.
- Tollway pass ran out of money while on the turnpike.
- Smashed my phone by dropping it 4ft onto the ground.
- Got chewed out on the phone by work for a problem I didn't create.
- For 2 hours stood in torrential downpours waiting to unlock my car.
Fuck that "vacation". There is more, but I'm still sulking.
I've never been so happy to be at work.
List of things that happened to me:
- Got my drivers license confiscated for being "fake". I'm fucking 25, why do I need a fake ID? An Ohio license in New York must always pass as fake, considering I just fucking got it a week before I left.
- Lost my car in the venue parking lot for an hour and a half. Find my car to realize the keypad battery died, so I couldn't unlock my doors. VW doesn't have a visible key slot to manually open the door...after an hour and a half of debating breaking a window, I Youtube it and it turns out I do have a hidden key slot.
- Tollway pass ran out of money while on the turnpike.
- Smashed my phone by dropping it 4ft onto the ground.
- Got chewed out on the phone by work for a problem I didn't create.
- For 2 hours stood in torrential downpours waiting to unlock my car.
Fuck that "vacation". There is more, but I'm still sulking.
I've never been so happy to be at work.
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That blows dude, if you need to vent give me a shout, I don't think I'm going to the gym today, either tomorrow or Thursday, assuming I can move.
They better pay for your new one, those aren't cheap. Ohio licenses look fake as fuck though, but I've had no problem here ---- though my size and beard speak for itself, it's more so people don't get fired if/when I get carded.