Another @bloghomework by @rambo I can totally get into. I grew up with lots of lame jokes from my dad and have joined in on many a lame joke sparring session with him and friends.
My favorite lame joke may not actually be lame but its the oldest joke I remember. I remember bringing down the house every time I told it in Kindergarten:
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it"
This one I got from a co-workers daughter:
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but not many can pee soup."
As I have gotten older I have also learned some lame sex jokes.
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-a-lot-a-puss"
"What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"
This past 4th of July I went to the usual BBQ and our friend Elaine is a lame joke queen. Her favorite new joke which brought her to tears after telling it is the one I will leave you with:
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAT-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Enjoy the weekend.
Cheers,
Dave
