Well, I'm fucked. I got in my car to go to work this morning when I noticed my keys didn't look right. That's because the store keys were gone. You know, the keys to the store, the keys that are worth about $2 million dollars? I had them when I left work. I called in today and I'm tearing the house apart to find them. If I can't find them, well, good bye job. I can handle loosing my job because the store wasn't making enough money but to get fired for this?
Sonuvabitch.
Sonuvabitch.