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ok, i just got back from drinking with some friends. nothing significantly crazy happened, it IS wednesday...but i met a girl tonight. honestly it wasn't even like the great {preferred random} "oh, hey, hi, my name is... situation. actually i noticed this girl when we first went into the bar. a little shorter than me, brown hair, very pretty, great smile, you get the picture......... we made eye contact, but i didn't approach her initially- like i know i should have.
side note: Ive been "working" (if you know me, you know what 'work' actually is) for the past few months and to be honest Ive been out of the 'game' for a bit, so to stop beating around the bush..............i was being a shy dork; charmingly handsome, but still too lame to say hi!
an good while later, at least an hour or so, my friends went outside to have a smoke (i dont but smoke tobacco, but i was accompanying them) and 'she' walks out--looks at me and keeps walking. at this time all my friends are giving me the 'go chase after her look' and i stubbornly refuse. she walks out of view, and one of my friends slaps me! rightfully so, i was being an idiot. so at this point Im like "whatever, lets go down the street and drink some more." enroute to the next destination, she and her wing(wo)man walk in front me and down to the parking area. Coincidence? I think not! My friend notices this and gets her attention as I obliviously continue to walk to the next bar. I turn around realize one of my friends is missing, go look for him, see him talking to her, and politely interrupt.apparently just at the right time too.
He was just telling her how amazing I think she is and how I was a little nervous to speak to her b/c Ive been away for a while, etcI excuse him from the conversation and FINALLY introduce myselfsince the whole night was a quite an unorthodox method of saying hi, I decided it best to give her, MY phone number. I know shell call, but damn if hindsight isnt 20/20what I would have done differentlywell for starters I wouldn't be writing this stupid blog, talking to yall, about my nervous/rusty pick-up experience, Id still be out talking to her
i dont even know what im rambling on about anymore anyway...i just need to go to sleep.
ok, i just got back from drinking with some friends. nothing significantly crazy happened, it IS wednesday...but i met a girl tonight. honestly it wasn't even like the great {preferred random} "oh, hey, hi, my name is... situation. actually i noticed this girl when we first went into the bar. a little shorter than me, brown hair, very pretty, great smile, you get the picture......... we made eye contact, but i didn't approach her initially- like i know i should have.
side note: Ive been "working" (if you know me, you know what 'work' actually is) for the past few months and to be honest Ive been out of the 'game' for a bit, so to stop beating around the bush..............i was being a shy dork; charmingly handsome, but still too lame to say hi!
an good while later, at least an hour or so, my friends went outside to have a smoke (i dont but smoke tobacco, but i was accompanying them) and 'she' walks out--looks at me and keeps walking. at this time all my friends are giving me the 'go chase after her look' and i stubbornly refuse. she walks out of view, and one of my friends slaps me! rightfully so, i was being an idiot. so at this point Im like "whatever, lets go down the street and drink some more." enroute to the next destination, she and her wing(wo)man walk in front me and down to the parking area. Coincidence? I think not! My friend notices this and gets her attention as I obliviously continue to walk to the next bar. I turn around realize one of my friends is missing, go look for him, see him talking to her, and politely interrupt.apparently just at the right time too.
He was just telling her how amazing I think she is and how I was a little nervous to speak to her b/c Ive been away for a while, etcI excuse him from the conversation and FINALLY introduce myselfsince the whole night was a quite an unorthodox method of saying hi, I decided it best to give her, MY phone number. I know shell call, but damn if hindsight isnt 20/20what I would have done differentlywell for starters I wouldn't be writing this stupid blog, talking to yall, about my nervous/rusty pick-up experience, Id still be out talking to her
i dont even know what im rambling on about anymore anyway...i just need to go to sleep.
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Or you can just call me an egocentric cunt. That would work too.