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I am so fucking addicted to Six Feet Under. I don't care how pretencious it is...I must keep watching.

Should I see Chumscrubber or Thumbsucker fist?

Continuing stories of stupid people:

Subject 1: Guy (yuppie, middle-age guy with mustache) in line in front of me to pay at for lunch. After hes paid, he claims the cashier (very nice Asian guy, not so good with English, but really nice and efficient with the line, own the place I think) short-changed him. He claims he gave him $20, cashier says $5. Cashier...
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I started going to a gym today. And in the locker room I saw a sign that said no cameras. I made me sad to see that even today in America so little has changed...but I still put my camera outside and told it that someday it would be accepted.

I hurt myself today...and no, not to see if I still feel...

I had to throw a guy out of the store a couple days ago. He insisted that I not call him Sir, but rather "Motherfucker." It made me sad because before he asked me, I wanted to swear at him. But not if he was going to like it.

Today I did next to nothing. Really. All I did was make cookies, and they weren't even that good. Look, even my journal entry is crap.

Is there anything cooler than a ninja pirate witha monkey?

Today a homeless man told me he was the reason people came into my store. I said thanks for the help, uhmm, yeah.

You know what word is used as much as it should be? Laquacious.

I've been sick for three days now. But the good news is, my snot is now clear!!!