So a friend of mine was looking in her old sent e-mails and found this little joke....
A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy???!!!" said the girlfriend.
"Don't worry, it'll be quick", he said.
"No!! yelled the girlfriend. "Someone may see us; a relative, or a neighbor...."
The boy friend said "But no one will show up at this time of night...."
"I've already said NO, and NO MEANS NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie....I know you like it too.."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love.. don't be like that.."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in a nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either
you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take is hand off the intercom!"\
A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy???!!!" said the girlfriend.
"Don't worry, it'll be quick", he said.
"No!! yelled the girlfriend. "Someone may see us; a relative, or a neighbor...."
The boy friend said "But no one will show up at this time of night...."
"I've already said NO, and NO MEANS NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie....I know you like it too.."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love.. don't be like that.."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in a nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either
you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take is hand off the intercom!"\
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mindless:
Heh. That was sweet. And what's with the new name?
mindless:
I've never understood why it's called blowing anyway....I get why you changed your name now too. Sorry for all the craziness lady.