Well, teacher land has been fun......I have been working like a he-whore to try and get all of my pupils ready for their GCSE and A-level exams, and with the kids I have got that has been fu-un.
Plus, one of the pupils proposed to me.
It was a girl at least! But still a bit
And, to top it all off, Im drunk to...
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Plus, one of the pupils proposed to me.
It was a girl at least! But still a bit
And, to top it all off, Im drunk to...
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Wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Back online after aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages away.
Basically, had no internet for a very, very long time....but now I do!
And I am going to have to get this blog updated, as the powers that be have finally made me a fully qualified and ready-to-go educator of the young and sprog-like.
Huzzah!
Let the pirates and robots be merry - and let the summer holidays roll...
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Back online after aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages away.
Basically, had no internet for a very, very long time....but now I do!
And I am going to have to get this blog updated, as the powers that be have finally made me a fully qualified and ready-to-go educator of the young and sprog-like.
Huzzah!
Let the pirates and robots be merry - and let the summer holidays roll...
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cptpyjama:
You're a teacher? Eeek. Look out children 
jackieomonroe:
Look who's alive and kicking 
Robotic pirate dancing for all! 
Edited as i played it myself and its wasnt fun!
Hmmm. need a better SG blog game................?
miyo:
well when i got to the final person, i felt a bit weird about posting one of their pictures sorry 
jackieomonroe:
Ohhh you silly boy.
Hello world - I'm still alive!!?!?!??!?!?!?
Nice to see you are all still there, have been a busy bunny working my ass off for aaaaages through my teacher training placement and am finally nearly there - seven weeks and then I'm a fully qualififed teacher trainer and fully fledged member of society.
No more getting drunk on weeknights as I will be at briefing at...
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Nice to see you are all still there, have been a busy bunny working my ass off for aaaaages through my teacher training placement and am finally nearly there - seven weeks and then I'm a fully qualififed teacher trainer and fully fledged member of society.
No more getting drunk on weeknights
as I will be at briefing at... Read More
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jackieomonroe:
Haha, how the heck do you know that robots don't wear lingerie?
jackieomonroe:
Story time!
Can I be in your class, teach
Can I be in your class, teach
Back to work.............got a whooooooooole load of coursework due in 20 days on the discontextualisation of subject knowldege through its treatent as a high form subject within the National curriculum.
To the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pixiestyx:
on that note, I just flushed my college diploma and all my post grad shit down the toilet.......... Is it the funky rainbow aura that makes you privy to all of that ....well.....ummmmm...whatever it was.........explain it to me one day, but wait til I'm DRUNK...lol
jackieomonroe:
Sounds like fun...
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Time to reveal my secret......I am going to be on TV at xmas! On BBC2!
I am a singer (doh) in a choir (double doh) and we are doing midnight mass live on tv this xmas.
Look for the rainbow of beauty around my perfectly formed hair, you should spot me easy
I admit it, im a cheesy christmas lover but I don't care!...
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Time to reveal my secret......I am going to be on TV at xmas! On BBC2!
I am a singer (doh) in a choir (double doh) and we are doing midnight mass live on tv this xmas.
Look for the rainbow of beauty around my perfectly formed hair, you should spot me easy
I admit it, im a cheesy christmas lover but I don't care!...
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waikiki:
BAHAMAS...HOT WEATHER DUDE???
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY U!!!
WATSSS UP???
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY U!!!
WATSSS UP???
jackieomonroe:
Why don't I live around you?? Lol... you're cute.
cyber nipples? Boy, you're crazy! But I like it! haha...
cyber nipples? Boy, you're crazy! But I like it! haha...
Yup, thats gonna be two out of three posts that involve beer and me now..... slightly worrying methinks? But at least I managed to get a better picture of me (i'm behind the guy with the dreamy do)!
My smilies aren't working, having to try and remember them manually!
Anyhooo, have just handed in six months worth of portfolio and teaching practice coursework and am...
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My smilies aren't working, having to try and remember them manually!
Anyhooo, have just handed in six months worth of portfolio and teaching practice coursework and am...
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smuttylaydee:
heyyyy dude, glad to hear the work has all been handed in, have the meanies givin u assignments 4 over christmas? grrr 4 assignments of mine are handed in next week and i finished them aggges ago (smug) but got 2 more 4 xams and a dissertation 2 fret about but no fear alcohol and chocolate are here to save meeeee!
wot u up2 this week then?
x x x x x
wot u up2 this week then?
x x x x x
naiya:
bloke problems. thansk for the comments on my pics
how are you?
how are you?
Yay, the weekend of fun was indeed fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Went out and got veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry drunk, met the cutest girl who I was getting on so well with....So far sooooo good
then my friend was sick EVERYWHERE
Why, god, me? Friends.....could kill the boy for not being able to hold his ale.
Luckily, don't have the same problem which meant I got the fun
"convince the bouncers...
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Went out and got veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry drunk, met the cutest girl who I was getting on so well with....So far sooooo good
then my friend was sick EVERYWHERE
Why, god, me? Friends.....could kill the boy for not being able to hold his ale.
Luckily, don't have the same problem
which meant I got the fun "convince the bouncers...
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greenfairy:
Are yes we wirraliens are everywhere don't you know. What part you from, I'd where did you go out round here that the bouncers let you out nicely after you're mate throwing up on the floor?
pixiestyx:
hehee, sounds like an adventure. I've always found it best to walk in the case of projectile vommiting friends. I spent my weekend under the microscope.eek.
Love the rainbow arount your head, does the cutest girl ever liike it....what else has a rainbow around it?....sorry I'm extra pervy today.......just was thinking of that old aura photography hoax and what meanings we could attach to the colors around the boys....hmmmmmmmmm, a whole new science has emerged due to the rainbow about your head ..
luv,
pixie the perv.
Love the rainbow arount your head, does the cutest girl ever liike it....what else has a rainbow around it?....sorry I'm extra pervy today.......just was thinking of that old aura photography hoax and what meanings we could attach to the colors around the boys....hmmmmmmmmm, a whole new science has emerged due to the rainbow about your head ..
luv,
pixie the perv.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Seriously disturbed today when I had to send one of my form group out of the room for some alone time.
Discussing what we had done last night in PSHE (think social studies) when he shouted to the class (with a total straight face, totally serious ) that he had spent the night sucking on his nan's tits.
Plus, I had another girl tell...
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Seriously disturbed today when I had to send one of my form group out of the room for some alone time.
Discussing what we had done last night in PSHE (think social studies) when he shouted to the class (with a total straight face, totally serious ) that he had spent the night sucking on his nan's tits.
Plus, I had another girl tell...
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faeriedust:
Aye, tell me about it, a gentle carress of the balls is one thing, but a squeezing like that is quite another.
'specially on a 'first date' *giggles* but alas, at least it leaves me with a good story to tel
'specially on a 'first date' *giggles* but alas, at least it leaves me with a good story to tel
zombii:
yay robot dancing
el_toninio:
Worrying, really
Hello world just come to check things out.......say hi 
Finally got all my details up and added alllllllll of the pics that I can be bothered to add.....jeez that tok a long time, either that or I'm just slow but either way I think I might live.
Today involved explaining to my mother how to use the internet......now that is weird, my mum being a...
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just come to check things out.......say hi Finally got all my details up and added alllllllll of the pics that I can be bothered to add.....jeez that tok a long time, either that or I'm just slow but either way I think I might live.
Today involved explaining to my mother how to use the internet......now that is weird, my mum being a...
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kellyrae:
Yeah, British Sea Power! Nice. Anyway, hello and welcome.
diz716:
hello and welcome
Merry Christmas!!
xoxo
Sunshine