merci to all the lovely lasses who offered to beat the pig up. I felt so masculine with all these beauteous wymmin coming to my rescue 
The radio show went well. There were hitches but mostly my stuff ups were due to the fact that I had 5 hrs sleep, 15 minutes of practice time on the desk (ever) and am not a morning person. I'm very much not a morning person.
The kids were rad. They did this thing called the On-air Radio Garage Sale - where they pretended that people had rung up trying to sell random stuff. The first thing was a replica dorsal fin. Then another one would pretend to ring up and ask questions about the item: Hi, I was just wondering if you could tell me what breed of shark the replica dorsal fin is modelled on and whether it comes with a water-proof nylon case?
I found it hilarious.
the next thing was a drink helmet and one of the kids rang up as a real geek explaining that he wanted the helmet for gaming so he didn't have to get up and lose focus on the game at hand - he was after the drink helmet's capacity in millilitres - gosh I nearly died trying to keep the laughter in.
the final thing was a second hand mattress in good quality - still very firm and it had only been soiled once!
Funny.
Last night the girl who has a crush on me was on my bus. We were talking about the radio show (cos she is part of the group) and how the boys needed to bring their headphones but instead of the 3.5 mm jack they needed the 6.5 one - I didn't know what they were called so I just started calling them the chunky end ones. She was going to call them to bring their headphones and I said - don't forget to ask if they have chunky ends. We laughed a bit about this for some reason. Anyway - as I was about to get off the bus she said Ok I'll call them and ask them if they have fat ones. I said, nooo, dont do that - it's a bit personal - just ask them about the chunky ends.
Then I got off the bus and so did she and her friend (who is also in the radio group) The bus stop is at a shopping centre so I had to go to Medicare and do some other shopping (for chunky ends and etc) and everynow and then I would look around - and the girls were following me!
I thought I had lost them when I inadverdantly lost myself - but when I found Medicare - I saw them leaving briskly and hiding in the shop next door! I said - You know I can see you don't you? and they just laughed a bit and then went away. Oh 16 yr old girls - does anyone understand what they're on about?
The radio show went well. There were hitches but mostly my stuff ups were due to the fact that I had 5 hrs sleep, 15 minutes of practice time on the desk (ever) and am not a morning person. I'm very much not a morning person.
The kids were rad. They did this thing called the On-air Radio Garage Sale - where they pretended that people had rung up trying to sell random stuff. The first thing was a replica dorsal fin. Then another one would pretend to ring up and ask questions about the item: Hi, I was just wondering if you could tell me what breed of shark the replica dorsal fin is modelled on and whether it comes with a water-proof nylon case?
I found it hilarious.
the next thing was a drink helmet and one of the kids rang up as a real geek explaining that he wanted the helmet for gaming so he didn't have to get up and lose focus on the game at hand - he was after the drink helmet's capacity in millilitres - gosh I nearly died trying to keep the laughter in.
the final thing was a second hand mattress in good quality - still very firm and it had only been soiled once!
Funny.
Last night the girl who has a crush on me was on my bus. We were talking about the radio show (cos she is part of the group) and how the boys needed to bring their headphones but instead of the 3.5 mm jack they needed the 6.5 one - I didn't know what they were called so I just started calling them the chunky end ones. She was going to call them to bring their headphones and I said - don't forget to ask if they have chunky ends. We laughed a bit about this for some reason. Anyway - as I was about to get off the bus she said Ok I'll call them and ask them if they have fat ones. I said, nooo, dont do that - it's a bit personal - just ask them about the chunky ends.
Then I got off the bus and so did she and her friend (who is also in the radio group) The bus stop is at a shopping centre so I had to go to Medicare and do some other shopping (for chunky ends and etc) and everynow and then I would look around - and the girls were following me!
I thought I had lost them when I inadverdantly lost myself - but when I found Medicare - I saw them leaving briskly and hiding in the shop next door! I said - You know I can see you don't you? and they just laughed a bit and then went away. Oh 16 yr old girls - does anyone understand what they're on about?
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crimsonpetals:
sausage rolls are the shiz. 
druggist:
hello friend. 16 yr olds. must kill... hate....teenagers.....