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The Perverted Cockroach

So, yesterday was just one of my typical days. I started it off by waking up around 12 p.m, and getting into the shower to wash off all of yesterday's sins. Then in the middle of my wonderful shampooing experience, I just so happened to look up towards the far end corner of the shower curtain, and there he was, the large cockroach with nothing else to do but watch me shower.
Now, I really didn't know what to do, but I started to feel uncomfortable knowing that there was a cockroach staring at my naked/soapy body. His little antenna twitched a couple of times before I splashed him a bit with suds. After getting water on his little face I figured that he would run for dear life, and he did, but only for a few seconds until he peeked around the corner again. How disturbing. I then shook the shower curtain in hopes that he would fall and scatter. He retreated for a good minute or so, and I continued washing my hair with conditioner.
But, seeing how the cockroach had been a bit persistent, I opened my eyes again and saw the little fucker's antenna's twitching. Once again I was dumbfounded, yet flattered, so I just let him get his free show.