Acarophobic?
This past week, the fucking mosquitoes have decided to feast upon the flesh of my face. Just a couple of days ago, I woke up with a horn (massive mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead) and half a Neanderthal eyebrow. How are they getting into my room? And why are they eating me in my sleep? Are they crawling in my ear...
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This past week, the fucking mosquitoes have decided to feast upon the flesh of my face. Just a couple of days ago, I woke up with a horn (massive mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead) and half a Neanderthal eyebrow. How are they getting into my room? And why are they eating me in my sleep? Are they crawling in my ear...
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Woo Hoo! My room is fucking clean!!
It took me about 4 hours to clean this bitch. It was such an eye sore, that I had to spend my whole day cleaning the house, but mainly my room. I dusted the fuck out of it, wiped up everything, which took forever because of all of my books and sexy anime slut figurines, who were all...
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It took me about 4 hours to clean this bitch. It was such an eye sore, that I had to spend my whole day cleaning the house, but mainly my room. I dusted the fuck out of it, wiped up everything, which took forever because of all of my books and sexy anime slut figurines, who were all...
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captainhowdy2007:
congrats on the CLEANLINESS!
the pickle flavored chips....ew, too much NaCl for me
Halo 3- im sure its a decent game, those techno-geeks just over anticipate
the pickle flavored chips....ew, too much NaCl for me
Halo 3- im sure its a decent game, those techno-geeks just over anticipate
The Perverted Cockroach
So, yesterday was just one of my typical days. I started it off by waking up around 12 p.m, and getting into the shower to wash off all of yesterday's sins. Then in the middle of my wonderful shampooing experience, I just so happened to look up towards the far end corner of the shower curtain, and there he was, the large...
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So, yesterday was just one of my typical days. I started it off by waking up around 12 p.m, and getting into the shower to wash off all of yesterday's sins. Then in the middle of my wonderful shampooing experience, I just so happened to look up towards the far end corner of the shower curtain, and there he was, the large...
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captainhowdy2007:
that is hilarious!!! i had to read this blog especially with a title like that, what a great sense of humor!
by the way i have a confession...i can change into a bug
nah, im kidding...about the cockroach thing
no, seriously im kidding
by the way i have a confession...i can change into a bug
nah, im kidding...about the cockroach thing
no, seriously im kiddingHello Internet world,
I'm quite aware that my posting has been lacking for the past 2 months. Why, you would ask? Because I left my home in fun, beautiful California. Only to be secluded in humid Louisiana. Once I started to pack all of my belongings, the feeling of excitement warmed my body. But, once I spent over a week here, I realized that there...
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I'm quite aware that my posting has been lacking for the past 2 months. Why, you would ask? Because I left my home in fun, beautiful California. Only to be secluded in humid Louisiana. Once I started to pack all of my belongings, the feeling of excitement warmed my body. But, once I spent over a week here, I realized that there...
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The past week has been fairly mellow, and easy. But I'm kinda starting to stress about the shopping spree I went on. I really have no motivation to save money, and I'm aware of all the good things that come out of it. But fuck, I love to buy things that spoil my loved ones and make me feel pretty.
It's getting pretty hot outside...
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It's getting pretty hot outside...
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I love blur.
Alright, So I'm coming home yesterday, heading towards my room and something makes me stop dead in my tracks.
Jack Sparrow is mounted in a picture frame on the family's computer table and he's replaced my baby picture.
What do you do when sexy replaces cute?
I shrugged it off and had a good laugh, I called my boyfriend in to come look and he...
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Jack Sparrow is mounted in a picture frame on the family's computer table and he's replaced my baby picture.
What do you do when sexy replaces cute?
I shrugged it off and had a good laugh, I called my boyfriend in to come look and he...
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trocar:
"In death no difference is made,
Betwixt the sceptre and the spade."
Welcome to "the embalming room". Express yourself, ask questions, or just explore.
Betwixt the sceptre and the spade."
Welcome to "the embalming room". Express yourself, ask questions, or just explore.
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