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Dear God,
What kind of cruel challenge has been set before me.

Bikram Yoga! Day 2!

I detest the beginning of the end.

Oooooohhhrgasm

Day 3 of poi practice and so far I've accomplished two beginner moves.
A three weave beat and the butterfly. Although, for some reason I'm better at the butterfly using one hand rather than both, and I'd like to accomplish the trick with both hands in case I plan to alternate maneuvers. It seems as though fire poi would be a lot more difficult that...
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Made my first pair of Poi today..
Not super sure that I'll like it more than hooping; so I made them from balloons, rice and old knee socks.
Day one! Hope progression will come within the year.

Tried to make me go to rehab, but I said "No, no, no"

Every guy I date gets jealous when I look at suicide girls.

Woke up this morning to a Bocaj shouting my name outside my window.
Smiled back at the bailiffs mustache.
Mind you, I'm awake a lot earlier than I have been in a long time.
Hair's a fuzz and eyes are glossy.
At least West Covina dispenses pineapple scented soap to their visitors.

Came home, but I don't live here. I'm just welcomed by everyone that...
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You know, summer..