eireann

Dear Neighbors,

If you ever, ever take a glimpse over at my house, and think to yourself, "God, they're such nice people, but their terrible (lack of) landscaping is bringing my property value down," please, feel free to landscape for us, especially when one of us happens to be on the other side of the world enjoying beer and German chocolate and I am left to ponder the fact that we don't even own a weedwhacker and our lawnmower is older than I am. Just think of all the times that I've finished all of the jello shots after the party or picked up the glass in my yard and yours without complaining and the cookies I've made and all the times I've dragged my drunk s.o. out of your house! Consider it a thank you (don't forget the dogsitting!)

Thanks,
The Neighbors with the cattywhompus yard