Earlier, while I was making myself a sandwich in the kitchen, I found myself looking at my roommate's butt. When I looked down I realized that I had squirted mustard on the counter.
I am considering applying for a kayaking trip in Baja, Mexico next fall.
*dies*
I am considering applying for a kayaking trip in Baja, Mexico next fall.

*dies*
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cecily:
haha, you are so cute.


neeeeon:
It would've been even better if you had accidentally squirted the mustard on your roommate's butt.