I'm here working. What joy. I have plenty of stuff to do, but I'm so fucking lazy and tired. I hate myself right now. I have smoked and drank away my last ounce of metabolism. Smoking cloves, not weed, and drinking Dr. Pepper and not alcohol. I need to quit my other fucking job and get a regular sleeping schedule and start working out and quit smoking and start drinking more water and less dp. But when the fuck will all of this happen? Probably never. But what the hell, it's alright to be pessimistic... after all, I'm not a fucking Mormon. *sings* Let's build a snowman...
eibmozneimad:
MASTURBATION IS FUCKING BORING!!!