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Loser!
I think I'm going to let my account expire next time... this site has lost its appeal to me since the fucking sensorshit thing started.

So many comments. So little masturbation.
So many internet friends. So little boredom.
So much time. So few headaches.
So much relaxation. So few bands to see.

In case you don't know me very well, the "so's" were backwards.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

My fingers are cold.
Only on my right hand.
A thumb is not a finger.

I have so much to do, but so little ambition to do such things.

URL=United Rectum Lickers.
Yuck.

Insert URL.
Ha!

I feel so worthless at work. They just give me something to kill the time and doesn't really help anyone out. My uncle/boss will tell me to throw some...
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Masturbation is necessary when you are roughly two hundred fifty miles away from your girlfriend for two weeks. Tomarrow, I shall burn rubber. In more ways than one.

Jesus god fucking damn Christ. My mom is looking up shit about a fucking chicken festival in Kentucky. And she won't talk to this one guy. And she is just getting on my mother fucking nerves today. Bold Text.

I haven't the slightest clue as to how things are(n't) going. Nobody fucking knows me on here... so why the hell do I even write?
Moo goo gai pan. Yuck.
Serenity in Fire. Awesome.

I don't like that picture of me.
I brought my doggie to work today and he isn't listening worth a shit to me or my mom.
I don't feel like working. Just feel like sleeping.
Napoleon Dynomite sucked hardcore ass. It was arguably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It made me laugh maybe twice. 'Twas a waste of money.
It's official, on...
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Such a dreamer I am...
and such pessimism fills my heart
and thoughts.

There are too many pretty people.
There are too many stupid people.
There are too many fucking things that go wrong.
There are too many nightmares.
There aren't enough hours in a day.

My penis is limp. and my right ear kinda hurts.