Went to Frisch’s today to get a Big Boy and they wanted to know if I had their card. Sign up they said; you’ll get free shit they said. All you have to do is register online, give all your personal information, submit to a pregnancy test (which I didn’t understand since I’m a guy), and take an oath to never eat at McDonald’s again.
Well fuck that, the Big Mac is better than the Big Boy any day and McDonald’s doesn’t give a shit where I live, what my email address is or how many STD’s I have (zero btw).
Starting today, I’m boycotting all establishments (Krogers, Walgreens, etc…) that want me to have one of their fucking cards. First of all I never have the damn card on me. Second, they don’t need a record of all the shit I’m buying. And third why should a box of Cocoa Puffs cost me $3 with a card and $6 without it….it’s bullshit.
Btw, Frisch’s says I’m pregnant; guess I’ll be a daddy later this year ;)
