I have jury duty tomorrow...what to wear? What to wear? I have to decide from some of my favorite printed babytees..."Don't be a Pussy, Eat One." "I fucked your Girlfriend." or "Suck my Dick!"
I'm partial to "Suck my Dick!" What do you folks think will turn off a selection commitee most?
Ya see...I'm not terribley excited about the possibility of having to sit in judgement of someone...There are lots of people out there who would love to have the chance to help drive the "wheels of justice." I don't happen to be one of them.
Plus...I hate being "forced" to participate in anything!
I'm certain that in the end, I won't be selected...I'll make sure of that!
Good news...I get to get out of the house tomorrow night!!! Yaaaaa!
Goin' to Black Cat...some folks from work might meet me there...Plan to do a great deal of drinking! Anyone want to join in on the sin? Come on down!
I'm partial to "Suck my Dick!" What do you folks think will turn off a selection commitee most?
Ya see...I'm not terribley excited about the possibility of having to sit in judgement of someone...There are lots of people out there who would love to have the chance to help drive the "wheels of justice." I don't happen to be one of them.
Plus...I hate being "forced" to participate in anything!
I'm certain that in the end, I won't be selected...I'll make sure of that!
Good news...I get to get out of the house tomorrow night!!! Yaaaaa!
Goin' to Black Cat...some folks from work might meet me there...Plan to do a great deal of drinking! Anyone want to join in on the sin? Come on down!
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I never plan on registering to vote since our whole democracy is a farce anyways.