So I woke up at 4 AM this morning. In case anyone was wondering, I am NOT a morning person.
I had to go to bed circa-7PM last night as I kept falling asleep sitting up and everyone thought I was on the nod or something (the previous night's vertigo kept me awake most of the night before so I was sleep-deprived and really out of it) so I passed out and woke up to "Ugh.... where am I? WHAT THE FUCK?! 4 AM?!!! No... seriously!" and I had to heating pack my neck as I had apparently passed out in a very odd and subsequently owwy position.
Now I'm sippng Dandelion Tea and preparing for an entire day of shit I like to do:
1: an hour or so of Yoga
2: an hour or so at the Gym
3. The rest of the day in the pool
I'm actually glad I woke up early because I HAVE to swim and haven't been able to since "spring" (actually Summer here) began as it has been raining and I needs to swim.
Therefore, I should be happy later today though right now it seems impossible to ever feel cheerful again(though the tea did make me feel a LOT better.)
P.S. Yogi Detox (Dandelion) Tea will cure what ails ya.
Anyhow. I'm awake well before 10AM, suckas. That is an event unto itself.
I had to go to bed circa-7PM last night as I kept falling asleep sitting up and everyone thought I was on the nod or something (the previous night's vertigo kept me awake most of the night before so I was sleep-deprived and really out of it) so I passed out and woke up to "Ugh.... where am I? WHAT THE FUCK?! 4 AM?!!! No... seriously!" and I had to heating pack my neck as I had apparently passed out in a very odd and subsequently owwy position.
Now I'm sippng Dandelion Tea and preparing for an entire day of shit I like to do:
1: an hour or so of Yoga
2: an hour or so at the Gym
3. The rest of the day in the pool
I'm actually glad I woke up early because I HAVE to swim and haven't been able to since "spring" (actually Summer here) began as it has been raining and I needs to swim.
Therefore, I should be happy later today though right now it seems impossible to ever feel cheerful again(though the tea did make me feel a LOT better.)
P.S. Yogi Detox (Dandelion) Tea will cure what ails ya.
Anyhow. I'm awake well before 10AM, suckas. That is an event unto itself.
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Others usually mock me for waking up so late and so badly (in the main, if you wake me prior to noon, you get the reptilian evil of my half-sleeping mind.
My best friend used to wake me up by making my teddybears dance (whilst hiding them) to make me laugh rather than my usual waking up with a start and not a little bit of violence.
There needs to be a pychological term for "Don't fucking wake me up."