Awesome Effie was in town last night. Everything is kinda a fuzzy blur, but Poppy ur awesome!!! Thanks so much!
Like I said last week, I like to drink and have fun doing it, but there are two things I need to fix before the summer really gets here.
1.) I FALL DOWN FOR NO REASON!
Last night I fell down over a table. I don't know why. No one pushed me. I just lost all my motor skills. It's a good thing I'm never embarrassed by anything, because anyone else would have retreated to the bathroom in shame. Me?................ppppffff, WHATEVER! Gimme another drink!
I think I told you guys about the time I fell with the apple pie and ice cream off the bed, then the time............................ wait I think you get the idea.
How can I stop doing this, or at least cut down on my spills? (and don't say stop drinking so much! Not an option). I have the biggest lump on my forearm from my spill last night. I would rather have a hangover.
I guess the group of guys with me and my friend thought I was trashed, but it's just me! I get really crazy and have no sense of right/wrong, up/down, etc/etc/etc. I like being the type of person who just doesn't care. I do what I want! But the falling is becoming annoying.
2.) I TALK TOO MUCH
If I offended anyone last night I apologize! I'm not saying I did, I just may have. I called some friends last night and went on and On and ON and ON. I guess I said some pretty inappropriate things. The good thing is they know me and know that I was drunk and stupid. But what about the people who don't know me? They should know that I'm warm and fuzzy Effie. The sweet, kind, girl that I am.
I mean I don't start fights or stuff like that............I just give alot of TMI. I may tell a total stranger my butt itches, or something like that. It's weird. (for the record my but doesn't itch, thank you).
I wasn't joking when I said summer was coming. It's just gonna get worse
Stay tuned!!!
Like I said last week, I like to drink and have fun doing it, but there are two things I need to fix before the summer really gets here.
1.) I FALL DOWN FOR NO REASON!
Last night I fell down over a table. I don't know why. No one pushed me. I just lost all my motor skills. It's a good thing I'm never embarrassed by anything, because anyone else would have retreated to the bathroom in shame. Me?................ppppffff, WHATEVER! Gimme another drink!
I think I told you guys about the time I fell with the apple pie and ice cream off the bed, then the time............................ wait I think you get the idea.
How can I stop doing this, or at least cut down on my spills? (and don't say stop drinking so much! Not an option). I have the biggest lump on my forearm from my spill last night. I would rather have a hangover.
I guess the group of guys with me and my friend thought I was trashed, but it's just me! I get really crazy and have no sense of right/wrong, up/down, etc/etc/etc. I like being the type of person who just doesn't care. I do what I want! But the falling is becoming annoying.
2.) I TALK TOO MUCH
If I offended anyone last night I apologize! I'm not saying I did, I just may have. I called some friends last night and went on and On and ON and ON. I guess I said some pretty inappropriate things. The good thing is they know me and know that I was drunk and stupid. But what about the people who don't know me? They should know that I'm warm and fuzzy Effie. The sweet, kind, girl that I am.
I mean I don't start fights or stuff like that............I just give alot of TMI. I may tell a total stranger my butt itches, or something like that. It's weird. (for the record my but doesn't itch, thank you).
I wasn't joking when I said summer was coming. It's just gonna get worse
Stay tuned!!!
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laurelin:
effie my love, it was fantastic to meet you at Avalon!! just in case you missed me, I'm Poppy's tall waitress freind. xoxo girlie
pistolita:
i think i may be in <3 with you.