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So I have been an SG member for a month and a half now and I already have 15 followers... I had 16 but someone must have dumped me... :/ Anyway I enjoy the site. My favorite sets are ones that feature the model laughing or great big smiles. I also love the sets that feature cats in them or tattoos of cats. I just...
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Whoops... I asked folks to watch my short "I Love Cats " video... the privacy settings were wrong. Everyone can watch now, even if you don't like me!

people who love cats really should watch my short "I Love Cats" video. Even if you do not love cats, you should watch it anyway, because it is my birthday today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcQ7Uol-7E&feature=youtu.be

Well in one more day I will fifty-one years old. Just an old fat guy who not kissed a girl (much less anything else) in 22 years. I am disabled and as the years roll by, even my friends on Facebook talk or interact with me less and less. But at least here on SuicideGirls at least some ladies "like" my comments. I try...
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You’re sucrose, you’re glucose,

You’re fructose and more,

From your head to your feet…

Which are stuck to the floor.

You’re Hershey’s, you’re Snickers,

You’re sweet English Toffee.

If you spit in my cup, You’ll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much That I’m getting frenetic,

But I can’t even kiss you, ’cause I’m diabetic.

not written by me, but it is still...
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