Hello world,
Just adding a quick blog to post my lovely new tutorial on opening a bottle of wine, featuring: my boobs!
This actually does have to be short because very soon after making that video, I was sewing buttons onto my shirts for my new job (serving at Bravo now). It took me forever to find their annoyingly specific style of shirt, then when I think I've finally found it and ordered three, my first shift they tell me "oh no, that one doesn't have buttons on the collar!" Seriously omfg. Anyway I'm sewing the buttons on rather than buying all new shirts, and I'm not much of a seamstress. I get the buttons on fine, but then I go to cut slits into the collar for the buttons to go through and, of course, my dumbass slices through the collar with my finger providing the resistance. Well, apparently my epidermal layer of skin didn't provide quite enough resistance, because it completely tore through it and now I have a giant gash that won't stop bleeding and hurts like a bitch. I'm literally typing all of this with one hand. I said I was clumsy in that video, eh? Case in point. Sheesh o'petes.
*sigh* at leas I literally just uncorked a bottle of chardonnay while my finger was still intact, so cheers to that.
Feel like entertaining me while I wait for the bleeding to stop? Tell me what some of your personal favorite wines are, or share an interesting story about how you injured the shit out of yourself stupidly so I don't feel so bad!
xoxo
Just adding a quick blog to post my lovely new tutorial on opening a bottle of wine, featuring: my boobs!
This actually does have to be short because very soon after making that video, I was sewing buttons onto my shirts for my new job (serving at Bravo now). It took me forever to find their annoyingly specific style of shirt, then when I think I've finally found it and ordered three, my first shift they tell me "oh no, that one doesn't have buttons on the collar!" Seriously omfg. Anyway I'm sewing the buttons on rather than buying all new shirts, and I'm not much of a seamstress. I get the buttons on fine, but then I go to cut slits into the collar for the buttons to go through and, of course, my dumbass slices through the collar with my finger providing the resistance. Well, apparently my epidermal layer of skin didn't provide quite enough resistance, because it completely tore through it and now I have a giant gash that won't stop bleeding and hurts like a bitch. I'm literally typing all of this with one hand. I said I was clumsy in that video, eh? Case in point. Sheesh o'petes.
*sigh* at leas I literally just uncorked a bottle of chardonnay while my finger was still intact, so cheers to that.
Feel like entertaining me while I wait for the bleeding to stop? Tell me what some of your personal favorite wines are, or share an interesting story about how you injured the shit out of yourself stupidly so I don't feel so bad!
xoxo
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mrdark1500:
Again, this I like. :) Merlot, Chianti, and Sangria are among my top favorite wines. :) :love
twist1up:
Pacific Coast Sweet riesling. Heller estate Chenin Blanc