illness = sleeping in between internets-ing and possibly removing myself to get foodz if my energy allows it. which it typically doesn't. yesterday i had a love-it sized cake batter/gummi bears ice cream from coldstone for dinner. it was fantastic. but SOOOO fucking fatty. oh god i'm shooting in four days... hey, at least this is probably the worst it's gonna get before i start feeling/looking better. woo. GOD i need to get to a tanning salon... i'm a pale, wintery betch. tanning will definitely make me look a shit ton less sick and nasty... blech, now if i could just turn off the fountain that is my nose for a second.
ugh. some guy is here staying with one of the housemates here and he's fucking retarded. yesterday he was talking about how he and his friend were going to go spray paint "EAT PUSSY" on the side of QD (local convenience store) because it was sooooo hilarious. wow, how fucking original. next are you going to spray paint "I LIKE FUCKING GIRLS IN THE ASS" on Meijer? douche. now him and my roommate from Greece are on our front porch, creating. well my roommate is being creative. he's painting something that looks pretty awesome (with what i can see from my window). the douchetard guy is just like... playing Brain Stew by Green Day all wrong, and like... playing random notes and... ugh. and it's interfering with the music i'm playing on my computer. when i started playing guitar, i refused to play in the room with anyone else at all. why the fuck would you want to play that shit to every goddamn passer-by on a high-traffic road in a college town? god, he's been at it for like an hour now. just STOP. you SUCK.
hmm. my house is having a Devil's Night party, after The Glitch Mob plays at a local venue. Rumor is, one of my housemates talked to the manager of Glitch Mob about the party and Glitch Mob just *mayyyy* make an appearance! Therefore this party is invite only, as our open parties tend to get to be too ridiculous and too much of a liability for that shit. There was joking discussion that, if they come, I should fuck at least one of them, as an offering of "thanks." and god how i was NOT kidding during that convo! god damn. i would jump that Asian one's bones in a HEARTBEAT! god damn do i love Asian men (guys from India too, ommmnomnomnom). awh, and the adorable skinny hardcore guy with the sleeve! mmmm i would nibble his percings :]. agh. WANTWANTWANTWANT.
PS- any hawwwwwt younger Asian or Indain fellas who may perchance peruse my blog, feel free to send me topless pics! who knows, i may just return the favor ;]. NO DICK PICS THOUGH!!!!!!! plz guise. shit is not classy.
So now I'm inviting people on facebook, I just can't decide if I should invite the fresh crop of freshmen from my high school who seemed pretty cool over the time that I knew them locally. I mean, yeah, freshmen can be a big fucking liability, but not all of them! i think that last year me and my crew weren't a huge liability. we pretty much knew what we were doing. we DID have a huge time struggling to find good parties though, because we didn't know shit about good college parties! especially fall semester. oh... many a-fraternity were visited
. then we discovered the co-ops, and we were saved!!!! hallelujah, praise the lord Sparty of drinking!!!!! so i'm wondering if i should save these kids the extra semester-ish they have left of party-failing, and just invite them to the co-op. but i'm also wondering if i don't want to be liable for bringing a bunch of freshmen to the party.
blah. what do you guys think?
ugh. some guy is here staying with one of the housemates here and he's fucking retarded. yesterday he was talking about how he and his friend were going to go spray paint "EAT PUSSY" on the side of QD (local convenience store) because it was sooooo hilarious. wow, how fucking original. next are you going to spray paint "I LIKE FUCKING GIRLS IN THE ASS" on Meijer? douche. now him and my roommate from Greece are on our front porch, creating. well my roommate is being creative. he's painting something that looks pretty awesome (with what i can see from my window). the douchetard guy is just like... playing Brain Stew by Green Day all wrong, and like... playing random notes and... ugh. and it's interfering with the music i'm playing on my computer. when i started playing guitar, i refused to play in the room with anyone else at all. why the fuck would you want to play that shit to every goddamn passer-by on a high-traffic road in a college town? god, he's been at it for like an hour now. just STOP. you SUCK.
hmm. my house is having a Devil's Night party, after The Glitch Mob plays at a local venue. Rumor is, one of my housemates talked to the manager of Glitch Mob about the party and Glitch Mob just *mayyyy* make an appearance! Therefore this party is invite only, as our open parties tend to get to be too ridiculous and too much of a liability for that shit. There was joking discussion that, if they come, I should fuck at least one of them, as an offering of "thanks." and god how i was NOT kidding during that convo! god damn. i would jump that Asian one's bones in a HEARTBEAT! god damn do i love Asian men (guys from India too, ommmnomnomnom). awh, and the adorable skinny hardcore guy with the sleeve! mmmm i would nibble his percings :]. agh. WANTWANTWANTWANT.
PS- any hawwwwwt younger Asian or Indain fellas who may perchance peruse my blog, feel free to send me topless pics! who knows, i may just return the favor ;]. NO DICK PICS THOUGH!!!!!!! plz guise. shit is not classy.
So now I'm inviting people on facebook, I just can't decide if I should invite the fresh crop of freshmen from my high school who seemed pretty cool over the time that I knew them locally. I mean, yeah, freshmen can be a big fucking liability, but not all of them! i think that last year me and my crew weren't a huge liability. we pretty much knew what we were doing. we DID have a huge time struggling to find good parties though, because we didn't know shit about good college parties! especially fall semester. oh... many a-fraternity were visited

blah. what do you guys think?
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