okay, it's about time i find a nice chick, one that i can let snuggle with me every now and again. maybe some of that sex stuff that everyone is always ranting about. i'll just go walk around campus with a 100 dollar bill hanging out of my pants. better yet, a puppy. chicks dig those.
i started "maymester" today. it wasn't terrible, but it certainly wasn't a walk in the park followed by an all night sex session with shannyn sossamon. what a sweet, sweet piece of ass she is.
i can't get enough of my atmosphere albums. intelligent rap is definately the way to go. although it does remind me of that sweaty whore that introduced me to his music. remember that band "young black teenagers" or whatever? man they were cool. embracing a mockery of another people's culture is hilarious. sometimes. too bad they spawned people like unkle kracker and that other dude that was popular a few years back.
i finished my schoolwork on time.
i rule.
i need to start going to more shows around here. bag me a nice emo chick. speaking of bagging, i need to go grocery shopping. the only chicks to hit on at the grocery store are weird old cat ladies and people who are single for some weird reason...like murder.
i'm going to bed. tomorrow marks the beginning of my efforts to lose fat and gain muscle for the rugby season. especially since i will be a worthless piece of shit following my surgery.
my birthday is approaching. buy me stuff.
elvis rocks.
i started "maymester" today. it wasn't terrible, but it certainly wasn't a walk in the park followed by an all night sex session with shannyn sossamon. what a sweet, sweet piece of ass she is.
i can't get enough of my atmosphere albums. intelligent rap is definately the way to go. although it does remind me of that sweaty whore that introduced me to his music. remember that band "young black teenagers" or whatever? man they were cool. embracing a mockery of another people's culture is hilarious. sometimes. too bad they spawned people like unkle kracker and that other dude that was popular a few years back.
i finished my schoolwork on time.
i rule.
i need to start going to more shows around here. bag me a nice emo chick. speaking of bagging, i need to go grocery shopping. the only chicks to hit on at the grocery store are weird old cat ladies and people who are single for some weird reason...like murder.
i'm going to bed. tomorrow marks the beginning of my efforts to lose fat and gain muscle for the rugby season. especially since i will be a worthless piece of shit following my surgery.
my birthday is approaching. buy me stuff.
elvis rocks.
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xbronzebeautyx:
no but next time i go to the bar i'll have them make it for me!!!
xbronzebeautyx:
thats utterly disgusting hahaha who did that steve-o right? on blind date?