5 days into my "non-masturbation spree" and i'm being bombarded by things that make my quest so damn difficult. first of all, we've been getting some of the hottest new girls lately on this site. (probably isn't a good idea to keep visiting SG considering my goals) i just realized that there is nothing on tv except for sex. even if i try and watch my Elvis dvds, it's all about sex and shit. and to make matters even worse, i hooked up with this girl i know last night, but we never got around to my end of the deal because she recently broke up with one of my friends and suddenly became guilt-ridden (of course it was after i had eaten her out, and just as she started going down on me) oh well, i guess all this will just make it that much better when i finally do break the seal...
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